Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids StoryMagic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosShip StationGo to shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Gametime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, anduse code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!00:00 INTRO03:39 Low T09:35 Mike’s Birthday!19:32 Da Knicks25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood39:10 Kate Middleton :(43:55 P-Diddler47:10 Chris the Junkie49:20 J-Lo is Fake59:48 Gen Z Be Like1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??1:10:01 POW1:15:26 Voicemails1:17:40 Chrissy Physical TherapissedKiWiCo50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS.GenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOSForThePeopleFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dialPound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!00:30 - Intro07:12 - Chicken Parm11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids19:27 - Creatine23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz26:57 - Relationships Yo31:00 - Live Reads36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!45:17 - DRAKE BELL56:05 - Live Read 21:00:00 - Chris is Dying1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan1:07:49 - HIV Baby1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal1:17:52 - MEAN CommentsSupport our SponsorsPrize PicksDownload the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!Morgan & MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Law or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Better HelpThis show is brought to you by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp/chaos today to get 10% off your first month.Joy ModeGo to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro04:15 - Saturday Night Live!10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier16:00 - Living in NYC18:30 - Making Babies22:42 - Primal Humans30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked35:49 - Producer John Update38:1245:51 - Not Cocaine48:30 - City Slickers57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 21:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:43:17 - Dead Petz1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo2:04:35 - Chrissy SocialsSupport Our SponsorsJoymodeGo to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. ManscapedGet 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicksGo to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!Support Our SponsorsShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaosKiWiCo50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoneyRocketMoney.Com/Chaos00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?18:38 - Being in work mode20:00 - What is a dirty pierre23:00 - Mike’s sobriety24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson26:00 - Chrissy Picnics30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening1:31:30 - Fan VoicemailUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaPodcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBetter HelpChrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first monthGenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOSFree shipping on all orders!Prize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”00:00 Intro05:14 Chris the Bad Christian09:50 Crippling Special Pressure11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks 30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious31:47 LIVE READS35:49 - CONTINUES (Add 4 Minutes to Your Stamps After 31:47)35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL42:44 Wonka Disaster46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs49:00 Parent of the Week53:57 Voicemails1:02:12 Mean Comments#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedySupport Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.KiWiCoThat’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOSField of GreensFieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com.Rocket MoneyThat’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOSChaos Logs00:00 - The boys are tired02:00 - Who the hell is Riain?05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!!07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir16:00 - Museums17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris32:03 - King Charles has cancer33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin39:21 - Roach Apartment1:02:30 - Mean CommentsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina.Support Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. GenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders!ShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!Better HelpThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self.00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo03:49 - Chrissy Politics09:50 - Fake Empathy11:09 - Old Drunk Mike13:50 - New Gay Chris23:19 - Where is Producer John?28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail40:30 - Crappy Parents44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us53:55 - Parent of the Week1:01 - Mean CommentsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyNBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls!Support Our Sponsors!!!Field of GreensVisit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOSNutrafolThat’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS.HelloFreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS.00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands?3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era7:45 - How Playoff money works10:15 - Staying in the NBA12:45 - Missing your kids on the road13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids17:10 - RJ’s feet18:45 - Wh is the GOAT?24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think32:15 - Group chat are dangerous38:55 - RJ’s tattoo50:05 - Keith Van Horn45:00 - Voicemail51:15 - John’s Baby Update53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron JamesUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyOn an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week!00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates01:45 - Staying in shape06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments48:09 - The Italian Woman calls52:10 - You ever have a dream kid53:30 - Parent of the Week57:50 - VoicemailSupport Our SponsorsGenucelGo to genucel.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos for extra savings!KiWiCoGo to kiwico.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos to get get 50% off your first month on ANY crate lineMorgan and MorganGo to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or Dial #LAW (or #529)Rocket MoneyGo to RocketMoney.Com/ChaosUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices