Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro04:15 - Saturday Night Live!10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier16:00 - Living in NYC18:30 - Making Babies22:42 - Primal Humans30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked35:49 - Producer John Update38:1245:51 - Not Cocaine48:30 - City Slickers57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 21:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:43:17 - Dead Petz1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo2:04:35 - Chrissy SocialsSupport Our SponsorsJoymodeGo to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. ManscapedGet 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicksGo to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!Support Our SponsorsShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaosKiWiCo50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoneyRocketMoney.Com/Chaos00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?18:38 - Being in work mode20:00 - What is a dirty pierre23:00 - Mike’s sobriety24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson26:00 - Chrissy Picnics30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening1:31:30 - Fan VoicemailUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaPodcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSBetter HelpChrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first monthGenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOSFree shipping on all orders!Prize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”00:00 Intro05:14 Chris the Bad Christian09:50 Crippling Special Pressure11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks 30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious31:47 LIVE READS35:49 - CONTINUES (Add 4 Minutes to Your Stamps After 31:47)35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL42:44 Wonka Disaster46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs49:00 Parent of the Week53:57 Voicemails1:02:12 Mean Comments#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedySupport Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.KiWiCoThat’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOSField of GreensFieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com.Rocket MoneyThat’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOSChaos Logs00:00 - The boys are tired02:00 - Who the hell is Riain?05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!!07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir16:00 - Museums17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris32:03 - King Charles has cancer33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin39:21 - Roach Apartment1:02:30 - Mean CommentsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina.Support Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. GenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders!ShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!Better HelpThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self.00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo03:49 - Chrissy Politics09:50 - Fake Empathy11:09 - Old Drunk Mike13:50 - New Gay Chris23:19 - Where is Producer John?28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail40:30 - Crappy Parents44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us53:55 - Parent of the Week1:01 - Mean CommentsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyNBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls!Support Our Sponsors!!!Field of GreensVisit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOSNutrafolThat’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS.HelloFreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS.00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands?3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era7:45 - How Playoff money works10:15 - Staying in the NBA12:45 - Missing your kids on the road13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids17:10 - RJ’s feet18:45 - Wh is the GOAT?24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think32:15 - Group chat are dangerous38:55 - RJ’s tattoo50:05 - Keith Van Horn45:00 - Voicemail51:15 - John’s Baby Update53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron JamesUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyOn an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week!00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates01:45 - Staying in shape06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments48:09 - The Italian Woman calls52:10 - You ever have a dream kid53:30 - Parent of the Week57:50 - VoicemailSupport Our SponsorsGenucelGo to genucel.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos for extra savings!KiWiCoGo to kiwico.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos to get get 50% off your first month on ANY crate lineMorgan and MorganGo to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or Dial #LAW (or #529)Rocket MoneyGo to RocketMoney.Com/ChaosUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our SponsorsBetterHelpThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelpVisit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month.JoyModeGo to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout.00:00 - Dates01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay?08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself12:30 - Aunt Mickey15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids19:00 - Miscarriages24:13  - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying47:18 - Parent of the Week56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporterUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt! Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D ComedyWebsite:  https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors!NutrafolNutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS.Ship StationUse promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.GenucelGo to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings!0:00 - Gut Health9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train24:00 - Self Sabatoge35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet47:00 - Are we living in a simulation52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart StoryUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island.Support Our Sponsors!Magic MindThis January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free,AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75% off. This only lasts until the end of January, so hurry up before it goes away.https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosHello FreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code ChrissyFree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree with code chrissyfree.”Rocket MoneyRocketMoney.Com/ChaosHOTLINECall 347 - 343 - 3321UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HEREEarly Ad-Free Episodes AND Weekly 30 minute after-shows released every Monday!👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices