Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our SponsorsBetterHelpThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelpVisit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month.JoyModeGo to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout.00:00 - Dates01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay?08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself12:30 - Aunt Mickey15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids19:00 - Miscarriages24:13  - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying47:18 - Parent of the Week56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporterUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt! Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D ComedyWebsite:  https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors!NutrafolNutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS.Ship StationUse promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.GenucelGo to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings!0:00 - Gut Health9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train24:00 - Self Sabatoge35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet47:00 - Are we living in a simulation52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart StoryUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island.Support Our Sponsors!Magic MindThis January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free,AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75% off. This only lasts until the end of January, so hurry up before it goes away.https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosHello FreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code ChrissyFree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree with code chrissyfree.”Rocket MoneyRocketMoney.Com/ChaosHOTLINECall 347 - 343 - 3321UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HEREEarly Ad-Free Episodes AND Weekly 30 minute after-shows released every Monday!👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today, in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you guessed it. Chaos ensues. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Claus and Christmas Cannon are here in their best Mrs. Claus outfits to celebrate with you, joined by a gallon of milk, a bottle of coquito and some fond memories of Christmas past. Support Our SponsorsRocket MoneyStop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/CHAOSNutrafol Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyJimmy Carr isn't just a guest on Chaos, he took over as the host for today and gave Mike and Chris some important lessons in being men, Charisma vs Charm, fatherhood, and just big time comedy dude chit chat.Support Our SponsorsBetter HelpThis Show is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp.Com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month.Prize PicksGo to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!Hello FreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast forlife! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole.Support Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/Chaos dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from yourcell phone. KiWiCoGet 20% off your Advent calendar at kiwico.com/advent with promo code CHAOS.ShipStationGo to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyOne of the most successful comedians on the planet, Sebastian Maniscalco comes on the podcast to talk with Chris, the other loud italian comic everyone has come to love. Sebastian gives Mike Cannon and Chris insight on what it's like to juggle the lifestyle of a gigantic tour life, acting in major hollywood movies and still being present in the lives of his children. Chris and Sebastian also bond over the process of having a failed sitcom and Sebastian talks about his brand new show with sitcom legend Chuck Lorre, Bookie. Oh, before I forget Chris also forces the guy to judge photos of his feet ... wtf.Support Our SponsorsPrize PicksGo to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!Harry'sGet started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Harrys.com/CHAOS.UnCommon GoodsTo get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CHAOS.BlueChewTry BlueChew FREE when you go to BlewChew.Com and use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ian Fidance joins Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about everything from Get Gotti the new Netflix docuseries, Ian's preference when it comes to certain kinds of jobs and so much more.Support Our Sponsors!'Prize Picks“Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”KiWiCoGet your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS.HelloFreshGo to HelloFresh.Com/chrissyfree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for free!#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCaliseInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedySteve-O comes to the Chaos studios with Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about a whole buncha stuff. You wouldn't expect an interview with Steve-O to start with "while doing my YouTube research on Iran last night" but OH BOY did it! Steve-O also spoke about where all the jokes from his latest special came from, how some of these were even in the workings since he was 12 years old. Chris and Mike ask about his most dangerous stunts, times he thought he could die and his battle with addictions. The biggest mystery of the day was solved when Chris called his girl to find out about a little encounter they had at Spring Break many moons ago.Steve O's Bucket List is now available at SteveO.com in partnership with Moment and Patreon.If you thought Steve-O was crazy before, then get ready for his unrated Steve-O's Bucket List, his new stand up special filmed in front of a sold-out London crowd. With a complete disregard for societal norms, laws, and his own well-being, Steve-O is in top form as he brings his multimedia comedy tour straight into your living room with his hilarious stand-up and stunts deemed "too extreme" for Jackass... oh, yeah... and it's a love story too! Steve-O's Bucket List not only pushes him to his limits but also finds him his 'happily ever after' that will melt your heart or passed out on the floor. Support Our Sponsors!BlueChewTry BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Better HelpChrissy Chaos is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash CHAOS today to get 10% off your first monthUnCommon GoodsTo get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot comslash CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalisePodcast - Future of Flushing. Official New York Mets minor league podcast, available on all major podcast platforms and the Mets YouTube page. 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices