Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyTIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza12:45 Chrissy the German16:35 Tits on a Man20:49 Doing Drugs Broh31:10 Late Night vs Radio39:45 All About the Mets43:00 VOICEMAILS!44:50 Election Year Baby54:38 Left Handed Brohs57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!1:07:10 Kimmel AdviceJimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on late night and what the best way to slam the ham is! BIG THANK YOU TO  @ComedyStorevadaima COMEDY STORE STUDIOS FOR HANDLING CAMERA'S FOR US!! Support Our Sponsors Rocket MoneyStop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS.Blue ChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosNutrafolThat’s https://Nutrafol.com, promo code CHAOS.Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaosUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyTIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro03:40 Jaz is Here!!06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF09:45 Distefano Family Cruise17:53 The King of Queens27:30 Weak and Gay31:50 Kumail Nanjiani35:59 Ahuasca47:45 Chrissy Good Father56:10 Talkin Recent Guests1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 21:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses ChrisSupport Our SponsorsMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/ChaosBetter HelpThis episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self.KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://KiWiCo.com with promo code CHAOS.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosSponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaosUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro3:34 Having Babies8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh12:48 Drafting the American Civil War20:34 FOX NEWS24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers50:51 Nas54:45 Kat’s Boobs58:49 VOICEMAILSSupport Our Sponsors!!!Better Helphttps://BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month.EthosGet term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us!Blue ChewWe’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOSRocket MoneyStop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/CHAOS.Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaosUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaTwitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Better HelpThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp.Com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month.Blue ChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOSTwilloryRight now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code CHAOS18 to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO5:22 Chrissy Courtside11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive39:39 Jeff’s New Lady47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…52:58 Chris’s Top 5 ComicsGameTime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkoutTwilloryRight now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!Door DashOrder now and get everything you need for Mother’s Day on DoorDash. Use code CHAOS to get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. That's (promo code). Order using DoorDash today. Terms apply.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!Support Our Sponsors!Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.Door DashGet all your Mother’s Day gifts, all in one place and (TO BE READ VERBATIM BY HOST) get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now with code CHAOS.Done With DebtDONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan.DoneWithDebt.ComMoran and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - gradydesignPortfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO01:46 Susan has 800 kids??03:06 Chris’s First Impression05:10 Rice Kings12:50 Chris is Gay24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh38:23 Unsavable People51:20 Phones are Bad for You55:46 Susan’s Problems1:04:04 Voicemail!Support Our SponsorsDoor Dash50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower,convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash.BlueChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping.Done With DebtDONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan.DoneWithDebit.ComKiWiCoGet 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.Support Our SponsorsPrize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”TwilloryTwillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to For ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Blue ChewTry BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOSTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO/Viagra General Sex Talk8:28 Is Porn Good?15:10 Polygamy !25:41 Helpless Relationships30:19 Polyamory is Dope34:50 NYC Livin44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit51:28 Talkin Construction Broh54:44 Thick Vito1:05:55 Wild Public Transit BrohUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it outTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO10:41 Mike’s Taping13:41 Big Booty Diver20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps26:02 Gays Ventura31:57 Da New York Knicks34:09 The Eclipse Broh42:38 Benson Boone48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap50:10 Voicemail56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?1:03:54 Mean CommentsSupport Our SponsorsMagic Mind20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosKiWiCoThat’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS.Better HelpThis show is brought to you by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafi🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids StoryMagic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosShip StationGo to shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Gametime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, anduse code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices