#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO5:22 Chrissy Courtside11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive39:39 Jeff’s New Lady47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…52:58 Chris’s Top 5 ComicsGameTime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkoutTwilloryRight now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!Door DashOrder now and get everything you need for Mother’s Day on DoorDash. Use code CHAOS to get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. That's (promo code). Order using DoorDash today. Terms apply.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!Support Our Sponsors!Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.Door DashGet all your Mother’s Day gifts, all in one place and (TO BE READ VERBATIM BY HOST) get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now with code CHAOS.Done With DebtDONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan.DoneWithDebt.ComMoran and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - gradydesignPortfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?TIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO01:46 Susan has 800 kids??03:06 Chris’s First Impression05:10 Rice Kings12:50 Chris is Gay24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh38:23 Unsavable People51:20 Phones are Bad for You55:46 Susan’s Problems1:04:04 Voicemail!Support Our SponsorsDoor Dash50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower,convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash.BlueChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping.Done With DebtDONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan.DoneWithDebit.ComKiWiCoGet 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.Support Our SponsorsPrize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”TwilloryTwillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today!Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to For ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Blue ChewTry BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOSTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO/Viagra General Sex Talk8:28 Is Porn Good?15:10 Polygamy !25:41 Helpless Relationships30:19 Polyamory is Dope34:50 NYC Livin44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit51:28 Talkin Construction Broh54:44 Thick Vito1:05:55 Wild Public Transit BrohUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it outTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO10:41 Mike’s Taping13:41 Big Booty Diver20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps26:02 Gays Ventura31:57 Da New York Knicks34:09 The Eclipse Broh42:38 Benson Boone48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap50:10 Voicemail56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?1:03:54 Mean CommentsSupport Our SponsorsMagic Mind20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosKiWiCoThat’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS.Better HelpThis show is brought to you by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafi🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids StoryMagic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosShip StationGo to shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Gametime AppDownload the Gametime app, create an account, anduse code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!00:00 INTRO03:39 Low T09:35 Mike’s Birthday!19:32 Da Knicks25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood39:10 Kate Middleton :(43:55 P-Diddler47:10 Chris the Junkie49:20 J-Lo is Fake59:48 Gen Z Be Like1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??1:10:01 POW1:15:26 Voicemails1:17:40 Chrissy Physical TherapissedKiWiCo50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS.GenucelOrder right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOSForThePeopleFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dialPound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!00:30 - Intro07:12 - Chicken Parm11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids19:27 - Creatine23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz26:57 - Relationships Yo31:00 - Live Reads36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!45:17 - DRAKE BELL56:05 - Live Read 21:00:00 - Chris is Dying1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan1:07:49 - HIV Baby1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal1:17:52 - MEAN CommentsSupport our SponsorsPrize PicksDownload the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!Morgan & MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Law or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Better HelpThis show is brought to you by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp/chaos today to get 10% off your first month.Joy ModeGo to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro04:15 - Saturday Night Live!10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier16:00 - Living in NYC18:30 - Making Babies22:42 - Primal Humans30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked35:49 - Producer John Update38:1245:51 - Not Cocaine48:30 - City Slickers57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 21:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:43:17 - Dead Petz1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo2:04:35 - Chrissy SocialsSupport Our SponsorsJoymodeGo to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. ManscapedGet 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicksGo to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyChris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!Support Our SponsorsShipStationGet a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaosKiWiCo50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS.Morgan and MorganFor more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoneyRocketMoney.Com/Chaos00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?18:38 - Being in work mode20:00 - What is a dirty pierre23:00 - Mike’s sobriety24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson26:00 - Chrissy Picnics30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening1:31:30 - Fan VoicemailUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafiaPodcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices