Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our SponsorsWonderful PistachioVisit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Pestiehttps://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOSBetter HelpVisit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month.https://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOSBilthttps://joinbilt.com/CHAOSTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO04:20 Most Influential Jews8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko!11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!!47:00 Navigating Politics Broh54:54 Kamala Catching Up?1:05:22 VOICEMAILSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors!!KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://www.kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS.Wonderful PistachiosVisit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more GameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosTIMESTAMPS00:00 INTRO09:44 Weird Shaped Babies16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire21:00 A Diverse Mafia!24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids36:40 Foreign Subway Takes43:00 Chrissy’s Father in Law58:58 Dave Portnoy Calls Chris Gay1:13:10 Kareem’s Rug Friend1:23:10 INCEST Voicemail??UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.KiWiCoGet 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos.ProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program.Prize PicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to$100! Morgan & MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For The People dot com slash [chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaosBiltEarn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://www.joinbilt.com/CHAOS.Better HelpChrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelpVisit https://www.BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month.Wonderful PistachiosVisit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal19:57 Gary V28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??41:28 Talkin AIDs!50:11 JJ Reddick and LebronUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise ProducerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro03:35 Subway Eat Fresh10:15 The Amish15:28 Julian Assange18:10 Pammy Anderson22:00 Stanley Cup42:27 VOICEMAIL45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?52:25 THE PANTIES…56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri 1:13:48 How Our Parents Act1:19:35 Jasmine CameoProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program.https://www.ProlonLife.Com/ChaosMorgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://www.ForThePeople.Com/Chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Rocket MoneyStop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/ChaosNutrafolTake the first step towards achieving your hair growth goals. For a limited time, Nutrafol isoffering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when yougo to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - https://www.venetiageras.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #ComedyMs. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! NutrafolFor a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOSBlueChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.'GameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.ProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to Prolon Life dot com slash CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100!Ethos LifeGet term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us!Better HelpThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.”Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaosTIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh32:41 VOICEMAIL42:15 Nems is Outside46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna1:07:10 Fuck LocksmithsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🙋🏼‍♂️Mike CannonInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/IammikecannonTwitter - https://twitter.com/IammikecannonWebsite - https://mikecannoncomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices