Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island, questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Ad BreaksProlon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy 2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool?Unbound MerinoHead over to https://unboundmerino.com where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order!Tecovashttps://tecovas.com/CHRISSYAuraSave on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Better HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better HelpVisit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe DeRosa comes by to tell us why he hates New York City, how the landlords should just give us homes for free because we are piggies waiting to be fed, talks about HOTTTYYYY Luigi, and a whole bunch of other stuff. He's also kind of hungover which makes for an interesting dynamic.Unbound MerinoHead over to https://unboundmerino.com where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order!Marley SpoonThis holiday season, give the gift of great, personalized food with Marley Spoon.. Head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS for up to 27 FREE meals! AuraSave on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Green ChefGo to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months!#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy recorded live in a Wisconsin pancake house, chaos and comedy collide! 🍴 From unexpected menu surprises to hilarious anecdotes about life, family, and food culture, Chris serves up his signature unfiltered humor alongside a stack of laughs. Plus, the crew dives into topics like comedy club meals, airport run-ins, and why everyone needs pancakes for the table. Morgan and Morganhttps://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. UnCommon Goodshttps://uncommongoods.com/chaosSmallsFor 50% off your first order, head to https://Smalls.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. KiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris learns all about Joshua Block aka "World of T-Shirts", he vents about paying people based on percentages, updates the amount of bowel movements tampa tony has made in the new american regime, tries to figure out what to do with Chrissy Chaos and then we ask Chris to go over in detail all of his different phases and fads.Uncommon Goodshttps://uncommongoods.com/chaosProlon LifeGo to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSUncommon Goodshttps://uncommongoods.com/chaos Tecovashttps://tecovas.com/CHRISSYMorgan and Morganhttps://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Green ChefGo to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JB Smoove, the talented actor and comedian best known for his role in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' shares his journey from comedy clubs to television stardom. He offers amusing insights about shooting commercials with Carmelo Anthony and the joy of embracing baldness. The pair engage in a light-hearted discussion about veganism, making a pact to go vegan until Christmas. JB emphasizes the importance of positivity and authenticity in comedy, while vividly recounting experiences that highlight the unpredictability of the entertainment industry.

Tampa Tony, Chris Distefano's dad and a recurring podcast favorite, joins the fun with insights about family life and the upcoming election. They hilariously discuss Yankees nostalgia and share road trip mishaps, mixing personal anecdotes with lively banter about politics. Expect a surprise revelation on voting preferences, mixed with comical takes on sports teams and heartfelt reflections on Christmas traditions. Their lively chatter showcases the charm of family dynamics and the humor in navigating today’s political landscape.

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #ComedyIn this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy.Support Our SponsorsGreen ChefGo to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months!KiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOSPrize PicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOShttps://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. Support Our SponsorsTecovashttps://tecovas.com/CHRISSYHuelTry Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at https://my.huel.com/chaosBetter Helphttps://www.betterhelp.com/chaosMorgan and MorganUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com🎥 Vito Calise producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices