Seeking Derangements

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation.

Hello everyone! Ben here, today we're back with another one of our talk radio episodes! Between playing some of our favorite songs we discuss Trump's renovations of the White House, read some submissions from the evil NYT's The Ethicist, investigate Woah Vickys chat bot, Zohran stealing a table in college, Ghislane's plushy prison transfer, and radioactive wasps. Plus Jacques tell us about the private investigator he hired to tail me. Still not sure if that's real or not.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I take a look at a possible fecal transplant for Jacques, conduct a Scientologist auditing session on him, and finally submit ourselves to a personality quiz related to everyone's favorite show.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recently published all of Epstein's passwords. We talk about some of the recent fallout related to Epstein in MAGA world, how the democrats are responding to it, and take a peak at Epstein's Spotify and Pintrest. Subscribe to Dan's substack Deeper State and read his piece about sneaking into a George Santos event.

Movie Jacqueset is back with another Jacques-curated film to help you all get into the Jacqueset, and this time Jacques and Hesse are joined by Hesse’s Movie Mindset co-host Will Menaker! The crew discusses the 2002 X-treme Sports action movie XXX. We talk about the movie bringing about Jacques’ gender awakening, the worst evil villain plan in the history of movies, and much more!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I debrief Cuomo's newly announced independent bid for mayor, Rosie and Donald going at it yet again, and take a peak into the Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. We give advice on how to make your kid the right kind of gay guy, how to get your fat husband to do Ozempic, and if it's okay to out a politician you once had sex with (Corey Booker). Plus Jacques tells us about breaking his back.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show up to all of you! That's right, we're only talking about what you all have suggested, namely JoJo Siwa's new song, Caitlyn's assistant/girlfriends ATV death, Grok becoming a Nazi, and r/anti-sex, a reddit dedicated to Sex Haters.

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jen joins me for a special peak into our Summer plans! Where are we going? Well, to start: a micro-bully convention on the Border...Chengdu...Newport...Tokyo...Grand Isle, Nebraska...New York City...Los Angeles...and more. Plus we discuss Lena Dunham's recent press tour, Arca vs. Sevdaliza, Queer Eye getting canceled, my 80 year old girlfriend and of course, I review my time in Gulf Shores, Alabama. LA, get tickets to Jen's club theatre extravaganza Diskokina!