Seeking Derangements

FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON PATREON Ben here, today I am joined by Benjamin Smith, greater Boston's most fabulous real estate agent. We discuss how Ben found his way into real estate, how we came out (or were outed), our various run-ins with police, and why we're both Girl Gays. Plus Ben tells me about being forced to welcome a Honduran ghost into his home, how he lost his driving license, and most importantly whats up next for him. Find Ben on the soon to launch youtube show Haus Queens!

When the Jacques is away the girls will play! Hesse is Joined by a sickly Masha to discuss the Tim Allen masterpiece The Santa Clause 2, a heartwarming children’s movie about Tim Allen trying to get pussy. We discuss our new nonbinary friend, how brave the tooth fairy is, and, of course the eerie parallels between Plastic Tim Allen and Augusto Pinochet.

FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON PATREON Hello Seekers! Ben here, today’s episode is a one-on-one conversation with famed astrologer, numerologist, and all-around diva Carol Starr. Carol and I get into what bothers her about contemporary astrology culture, including the trends and shortcuts she thinks are diluting the practice. We talk about her viral videos tailored to LGBTQ+ audiences, the feedback they’ve generated, and how she came into this work in the first place. Plus, she gives me a full birthday reading! Book your own reading with Carol here and go show her some love on her TikTok & Instagram, she's getting back into making videos about gay people!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the questions Tucker asked Milo in their recent interview. Such as: Why are you gay? Does lesbianism exist? Is addiction demonic? Is a promiscuous life worth living and MORE! Plus we get some crucial Jacques Health Updates. Intro–Luis Arismendi, Quena Outro–Luis Arismendi, Amor Perdoname

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson), then Jacques tells us why he danced on glass and cut his foot open, and then we play two truths and a lie. Plus we discuss Tarantino's anti-Dano comments and that idiot little girl who wrote that essay everyone is freaking out about.

Hello Seekers, Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a full recap of what Jacques ate for thanksgiving, then we dissect Laura Loomers abysmal pick up game, and end the show with a Jacques news segment thats truly one for the history books.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Zohran's meeting with Trump, Sean Duffy's plea to Americans about dressing up for air travel, and the sexy jewel thieves who hit the Louvre.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jamie (AKA the mother of the Pod) joins Jacques, Hesse and I to hear YOUR calls. We hear from Seekers around the world, one of whom doesn't trust her Winco-robbing brother in law, another whose aunt is trying to set him up with another male–despite the fact that that man is NOT gay, and another who wants to know how to covertly start fights at the Thanksgiving table. Yes he is an evil gay man. Plus Jamie tells us about how she accidentally sat on her Grandfathers lap while he was on the toilet. Pause.

Masha joins Hesse for an episode everyone will definitely love! Masha and Hesse discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play “Are The Bennett Girls Okay?” Before writing an even better play called “The Curse of Joseph Cronos.” They also discuss a wide range of topics, get a call from P*dophile Samantha Jones, and share with you The Greatest Joke Ever Written! Get tickets to see Masha in Are The Bennet Girls Ok?

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show by discussing updates from the Epstein file dumps, discuss Ghislane's allotment of toilet paper in prison, and take a very interesting quiz which reveals our true class positions in life. Plus Hesse and I coach Jacques on his attempt in becoming the next Jimmy Fallon!