NYMPHOWARS

Welcome to The Blo Jobin' Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don't be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie's predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!

In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars' bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy's fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There's only one way out alive...

Macy is trapped in a frenzied state of catchphrase madness and can't stop speaking in the cursed drag lingo popularized by the television phenomenon "Rupaul Presents: The Drag Race". Theda has no choice but to seek guidance from an unlikely ally, Caitlyn Jenner, and go stealth as a contestant on the competition reality show as an undercover vigilante to stop the show's nefarious influence and save her friend! One by one Theda must defeat the big wigs at the top of the drag industrial complex all while slaying the competition to win the show and gain access to the inner sanctum.

Theda has been gravely injured doing a field piece in Texas while visiting friend-of-the-show Matthew McConaughey. It's up to Macy to assemble the archived footage into an episode worthy of the season finale. The resulting footage takes us on a deep dive into the dark personal history of actor and vaudevillian Matthew McConaughey, who has taken up residence in Amarillo Texas to perform his biographical one man show Beers, Bras, and Boobs for the next six years.

The girls hang out in Macy's room as she oils herself in unguents, chatting about Ellen's work in If These Walls Could Talk 2 and how they would update the franchise for today. Also mentioned, the planned Nymphowars hiatus for January/February, Patreon issues, and some surgery forecasting. Ellen does not have sperm.

Be a fly on the wall as the girls track the material for their Christmas special "A Flylady Christmas." Theda just isn't in the Christmas spirit and hasn't gotten Macy a gift. Plus her sink is filthy...What will she do? Just when all is lost, Flylady arrives to impart a very special lesson. What happens then will bring together many famous celebrities including it-girl Dua Lipa and influencer Nikkie Tutorials in a Christmas saga for all ages. This episode has a very stupid premise. If you're confused please reach out to @nymphowarsxxx on twitter.

Have you ever heard of "The Moth"? If you haven't, well, it is a podcast about one thing we all love and that is stories. Many love moth, notleastofwhich Nymphowars. But what's better than just stories? Uuhhhh how about also having poems, songs, and sounds!!! Take that "moth." Listen as the girls wipe their ass with moth. F*ck moth. This episode is brought to you by Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds. "Poems, Stories, Songs, and Sounds...without them? big sad!"

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field.

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field.

In two discarded chunks the girls discuss amphetamine addiction, trans health clinics, and Madonna's masculinity. The episode ends with another celebration of Macy's birthday, because the second chunk was cut for time from last week's episode. This episode is sponsored by My Field. O Field, My Field, what a great field you are. Let's hear it for my field.