
NYMPHOWARS
This is a show about putting dicks down your mouths brought to you by world's smartest and prettiest transsexuals. Welcome to NYMPHOWARS
Latest episodes

Jul 3, 2019 • 57min
Writer's Room
After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!

Jun 19, 2019 • 1h
The Interview Pt 2: Macy on Theda
Much like the 1998 Craig Monahan Australian film of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Macy asks Theda questions about life, art, and Geotran, and Theda answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with diarrhea. Everything you could ever want to know, and much much more.

Jun 12, 2019 • 51min
The Interview Pt 1: Theda on Macy
Much like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.

Jun 5, 2019 • 56min
...RECONCILIATION!
The feud that rocked the podcasting world finally reaches it's sexy conclusion with the help of Hal Sparks and professional mediator Lorelei Ramirez. That's all folks!

May 29, 2019 • 59min
...FEUD!
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May 22, 2019 • 49min
The US Army Presents The USO Aircraft Carrier Concert Series Presents VH1 Storytellers: Nymphowars
You spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small but happy crowd with stories of more famous artists, and the hits that inspired the hits. Happy fleet week.

May 15, 2019 • 55min
Cracking Tatigate: A Nymphowars Investigative Report
The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook’s furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a “Tati”? Is “Halo Beauty” a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many more. If you liked the hit podcast Serial, or even listened to a single episode of it (we have done neither) well you are going to simply love this kind of “NPR presents” style presentation of the week’s most hottest of shits.

May 8, 2019 • 53min
Tracy
Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let’s join them on their journey...

May 1, 2019 • 60min
The Blow Jobin' Experience
Welcome to The Blo Jobin’ Experience!!! The chit chat show that will live on our Patreon every Saturday from here into perpetuity! You will still be able to get all the zany romps, story times, and field pieces for free, but don’t be scared to peek behind the paywall at our talk show that will feature guests, call ins and more! Today we talk poop, Fergie’s predatory past, and poop transplants....sorry!

Apr 24, 2019 • 39min
Kill Drag Race Part II: Is She Bugs?
In the thrilling conclusion of Nymphowars’ bombastic two part season opener, Theda fights her way to the final showdown against the Drag Race Illuminati. With Macy’s fate on the line, Theda must outwit the remaining judges, and RuPaul himself all the while preparing to nail the final lipsync for her life. Will she slay the drag patriarchy or sashay off this mortal coil? There’s only one way out alive...