
NYMPHOWARS
This is a show about putting dicks down your mouths brought to you by world's smartest and prettiest transsexuals. Welcome to NYMPHOWARS
Latest episodes

Jan 22, 2020 • 42min
The Out 100: Episode 2 "Real Gays"
The girls join the permanent cast of Andy Cohen's latest Bravo reality tv show "Real Gays of New York" in an attempt to rehabilitate their image, but quickly discover that doing so puts them in an extremely precarious ethical position. Macy and Theda differ in their approach to the delicate situation, and both pursue their own strategy to mixed effect.

Jan 10, 2020 • 51min
The Out 100: Episode 1 "Mockery"
The girls are back with a three episode miniseries to lead up to their live events at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, February 7th and 8th, 2020. On the morning of a Blow Jobin' Experience broadcast, Theda feels a little down because the podcast wasn't included in the Out 100, but Macy has a special plan to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Theda's got an idea for how to make the show more palatable. But after one major on-air blunder, the girls get into even worse shape than before. Will ANYONE help them?

Aug 29, 2019 • 54min
Bon Appetit
America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.

Aug 21, 2019 • 51min
The Fisting Special Casting Special
The girls were invited to record an episode of their podcast live before an audience of mostly naked strangers at the Inferno sex party. After a spin around the room they proceed to completely lose their audience over the course of an hour. If you were there, relive all the happy memories now, and if you weren't--live them for the first time, only on Nymphowars.

Aug 14, 2019 • 58min
Bucket List
Weird guy Berrigan guides the girls up to Spencer Lake where they sit and talk about Macy's trip to Alaska, and Theda's apprehensions about the upcoming fisting special.

Aug 7, 2019 • 40min
Marlo's Dream
In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John.

Jul 31, 2019 • 49min
Unclockable You (feat. SSION and Paul)
Macy got a targeted instagram ad for a specialized tucking tape called "Unclockable you" and so the girls decided they should try it out. Joining them are Cody Critcheloe (aka SSION) and Paul, who have never tucked before. Join the four of them as they quite literally put it on, walk around, and take it off. Only on Nymphowars.

Jul 24, 2019 • 1h 5min
Sucking Dick and Cock with Jacqueline Novak (and John Early)
Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved, if he were still alive.

Jul 19, 2019 • 1h 10min
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express: Conclusion
With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars.

Jul 10, 2019 • 45min
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express
Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exclusive.