NYMPHOWARS

Join Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS".  We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.

Magda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).  

Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.  This episode is sponsored by Flylady.net. "Are you living in CHAOS (can't have anyone over syndrome??) try Flylady's helpful tips for keeping your mind tranquil and your home spotless. Our daily newsletter will tell you all you need to know about how to avoid diseases. Visit Flylady.net for more information. Buzz buzz buzz!"

I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that??? This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.  This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds. 

Wow, many special guests on this one. Felicity Huffman drinks an entire lake and pisses it back out again in classic movie Transamerica. Patti Lupone on coke? I guess anything goes! Caitlyn spills the secrets of her life, while Matthew McConaughey takes his career in a new direction. Finally, Ellen tries real hard to fuck Tig Notaro. Will she succeed? Find out on this star studded ep of NYMPHOWARS

Chase me once, shame on you. Chase me twice, I have to become your lawfully wedded wice* (*wife). Macy takes a ride in a hell cab while Theda blows a man on the eve of his marriage. Jerod Leto dies a terrible death. Pokemon GO to the polls. 

Exploring the Ariana Grande. James Ivory's old yellow jizz. Chelsea Clinton locks up her mom. Whether you're gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life, just remember this one thing: you are nothing and will always be nothing to me. Teamster talk. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Pose on FX. Britney Spears and the 5 smells. 

Big sexy man hits up Macy to invite her to "please come to Bi Orgy." Hamm, big slut, will do anything for love. The sexy girls reminisce about sexuality during drag times. All this and more on very special episode of NYMPHOWARS