

Self-Helpless
Crossover Media Group
Self-care with a conscience for everyday activists, but ya know, fun.Described by fans as "light conversations about heavy sh*t," Self-Helpless candidly explores all things (ethical) personal growth and practical activism—alright, with the occasional episode about Delanie's favorite sweet, sweet treats. Featuring a variety of changemakers including specialists, public figures, and subscribers, the show aims to close the gap between one-dimensional self-help and advocacy. Self-Helpless garners millions of downloads, frequents the top Apple & Spotify charts, and has been featured on Conan and The Tonight Show. Past guests include: Tan France, Michael Buble,' Rachel Rodgers, Pete Holmes, Dr. Ramani, Ed Winters, Kati Morton, Preacher Lawson, Kris Carr, Jessamyn Stanley, Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachel Ricketts, Nikki Glaser, Sonya Renee Taylor, Amie McNee, Babette Davis, and more.Hosted by resident homebody Delanie Fischer, co-author of MockTales, Comedy Writer, and Creative Activist, themes include conscious consumption, holistic health, cognitive neuroscience, exploring social conditioning, creativity, spirituality, and purpose. Fischer's recognized by listeners for her sharp, organic, and fluff-free hosting style that skips the small talk and gets to the substance we crave.New episode every Monday!
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Feb 3, 2020 • 1h 14min
Live from San Francisco Sketchfest with Ahamed Weinberg
This week's episode was recorded live from The San Francisco Sketchfest with comedian, Ahamed Weinberg. Ahamed shares his experience as a Muslim, how he feels about Transcendental Meditation, and receives a feng shui audit for attracting a new relationship.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 27, 2020 • 55min
Our Ideal Daily Self-Care Routines vs. Our Real Ones
This week Taylor Tomlinson, Kelsey Cook, and Delanie Fischer discuss their current self-care routines - what they actually do daily, what they wish they did, and what gets in the way of their self-care practice most.
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Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 20, 2020 • 1h 19min
Netflix Documentary Review: Game Changers
This week the hosts are joined by Kelsey's husband and comedian, Kane Holloway, as they discuss the Netflix documentary, Game Changers. This documentary follows James Wilks, elite Special Forces trainer and The Ultimate Fighter winner, as he travels the world on a quest to uncover the optimal diet for human performance.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 13, 2020 • 53min
How I Had The Best Year Ever with Helen Hong
This week the girls are joined by comedian, Helen Hong. Helen shares how she had the best year ever, what steps she took to become a new version of herself, and they all discuss their current vices and which ones have been the hardest to kick.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 6, 2020 • 51min
10 Strategies To Conquer Procrastination
This week, Taylor Tomlinson, Kelsey Cook, and Delanie Fischer discuss the 15 most common reasons why people procrastinate, their personal experiences with procrastination, and 10 strategies to conquer it.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 30, 2019 • 55min
5 Questions To Ask Yourself About Your Goals
This week, it's our 2019 end of year wrap up. The girls discuss the goals they set for 2019, what they did vs. didn't accomplish (and how they feel about it), and ask themselves 5 questions to help guide next year's goals.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 23, 2019 • 55min
Girl, Stop Apologizing by Rachel Hollis
This week the hosts discuss, "Girl, Stop Apologizing," by Rachel Hollis. The book explains why women typically apologize more than men, what they should stop apologizing for, and actionable tips for pursuing your dreams.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 16, 2019 • 44min
Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming by Stephen LaBerge
This week the girls discuss, "Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming" by Stephen LaBerge. They describe what lucid dreaming is, how you can induce it, and their most memorable dreams to date.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 2, 2019 • 51min
Contentment with Cam
This week the hosts chat with Delanie's partner, Cam. The very Type-A hosts who love endlessly achieving new things ask Cam how he's able to just...be? Cam shares the secrets to his contentment, his favorite way to manage expectations, and how he achieves his ideal work-life balance.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 18, 2019 • 47min
Navigating Codependency with Ken Garr
This week the hosts are talking about codependency with comedian, Ken Garr. Ken shares his struggles with codependency in relationships, how it's impacted his life, and the tools he's learned in recovery.
For exclusive rewards, and to influence content for the show, join our Patreon community: https://www.patreon.com/selfhelpless
Delanie: https://www.delaniefischer.com
Kelsey: https://www.kelseycook.com
Taylor: https://ttomcomedy.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.