

The Upshot
The Upshot
The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.Check out our semi-legendary newsletter that goes to 100,000+ subscribers: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=poddescriptionAnd our Twitter account, where we dig into the archives and spill classic tales from the past: http://www.twitter.com/upshottowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 8, 2026 • 49min
Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week
The hosts share a humorous encounter with Thomas Tuchel in Notting Hill, leading to a lively debate about manager nightlife. They discuss the surprising dismissal of Ruben Amorim at Manchester United and the chaos surrounding interim coaching roles. In sports coverage, they poke fun at Brendan McCullum doing crosswords during the Ashes, and highlight bizarre AFCON moments, including meddling presidents and enthusiastic fans. The banter continues with Jack Grealish's festive escapades and a hilarious take on Michael Owen's Christmas dinner rankings.

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Jan 6, 2026 • 47min
Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals
Moses Duckrell, a content creator and former professional footballer, shares wild tales from his time in African football. He dishes on Edgar Davids' eccentric training habits, and a scandal involving Jordan Ayew's alleged affair that leaked through a voice note. Listeners will also hear about the bizarre 1974 World Cup antics of Zaire and the unexpected challenges faced by players, including a flight diversion drama. Moses's insights on iconic moments make this a must-listen for sports fans!

Jan 2, 2026 • 1h 1min
Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.
Ruth Husko, a comedian and darts enthusiast, joins the conversation to dissect the meteoric rise of Luke Littler, darts' young sensation. They explore Luke's talent emerging as a toddler, his early competitions in pubs, and the pivotal decision to focus on darts over football. The podcast dives into his infamous 2023 World Championship run, the impact of social media and Xbox culture on his fame, and how he manages his newfound celebrity status. With hilarious anecdotes, including his splurges on kebabs and vapes, Husko adds color to Littler's unique journey.

Dec 30, 2025 • 1h 7min
Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025
Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize.
LINKS FROM THE POD:
Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913
Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 1min
Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)
From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh…
Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the claims of a serial fantasist to flog a bollocks story about Posh Spice being kidnapped.
And his downfall has only just begun… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 18, 2025 • 56min
Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week
Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker.
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We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9
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Links from the pod:
Kolkata riot: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1plfmgo/ani_fans_at_salt_lake_stadium_got_angry_with_the
Statue unveiling: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/12/12/104672397-15377981-image-a-45_1765543002051.jpg
Hola Messi fanzone: https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2025/Dec/1765375010_hola-messi-1.gif
Suarez nutmeg: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1pmfjzm/suarez_got_nutmegged_by_a_teen_indian_girl/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=i-see-a-snake&_bhlid=16c820a8f979cb6080947e9b36af165b189dceb7
Nitin Kumar walking out: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedarter88/video/7583727677526396193
Killing the Ally Pally wasp: https://x.com/MarkWilsonRadio/status/2000235018254459016 Cameron Menzies meltdown: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/2000578781082251448 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 16, 2025 • 50min
Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)
Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht.But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oil-rich Emir: it’s the Fake Sheikh.For three devious decades, the tabloid hack lived life undercover, exposing everyone from murderous GPs to Mick Jagger.From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 11, 2025 • 49min
Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week
We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9 Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay songEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635Join The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers (Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).Links from the pod:Rio Ferdinand’s awful banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03LgqfQ4BA Conor McGregor teaching Mike Tyson to box: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1997749158711894184And looking coked off his nut: https://x.com/GeneralBohs/status/1997793388016636392 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 9, 2025 • 1h 13min
The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)
Britain already has a royal family.But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement.The Beckhams.For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making.From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams…Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ Links from the pod: Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/ Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 4, 2025 • 54min
Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week
Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girlsDownload SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot Links from the pod:Troy Parrott’s missed panenka: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1paoohe/troy_parrott_penalty_miss_vs_twente_908_at_10/ Vietnam’s intervision entry: https://youtu.be/EIqntldQyE0?si=9MEw4Wzb-2sQyVK2&t=61 Wayne Rooney on Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/Ad2w_WgZhB8?si=GblGv5FHHWpBpLRC&t=159 In case you don’t know Mr Tumble: https://youtu.be/jMwbHIQRVME?si=bCyD1r1CvFphHXCX&t=300 Paul Chuckle’s gangster movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHwNkf4_QI Gary Lineker in Mexico with his daughter-in-law: https://x.com/GaryLineker/status/1995172259494056379 Ajax fans mental pyrotechnics: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRss_VCkrDm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


