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Links from the pod:

Rio Ferdinand’s awful banter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P03LgqfQ4BA 

Conor McGregor teaching Mike Tyson to box: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1997749158711894184

And looking coked off his nut: https://x.com/GeneralBohs/status/1997793388016636392 

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