Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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May 27, 2025 • 29min

2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims

Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon.Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 26, 2025 • 25min

2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster Teeth merch proposal.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 23, 2025 • 33min

2025.05.23: Little Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 22, 2025 • 36min

2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley

Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email blunders, Burnie's old business card, the US Dollar's decline, BTC ATH, Google I/O, and many threads coming together. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 21, 2025 • 23min

2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin

This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 20, 2025 • 28min

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.
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May 19, 2025 • 24min

2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability

Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 16, 2025 • 28min

2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory

Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our hobbies.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 15, 2025 • 31min

2025.05.15: Maxed Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's rebrand, Acme's history, America's porn ban, bubble porn, and the Starbucks dress code. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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May 14, 2025 • 22min

2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad

Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum wake up call, and how stocks are listed.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

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