

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
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Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Jul 11, 2025 • 27min
2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon
Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini get political as they discuss protest encounters, civil disobedience, the power of local politics, and the dreaded topic of airport construction.

Jul 10, 2025 • 30min
2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu
Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz stans, frequently rare climate events, lake levels, and the lucrative world of Labubu.

Jul 9, 2025 • 20min
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.

Jul 8, 2025 • 24min
2025.07.08: Pas De Poop
Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests. This episode is extended on Patreon.

Jul 7, 2025 • 25min
2025.07.07: First Time Caller
Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax bills, and testing a mobile set up.

Jul 4, 2025 • 24min
2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle
The hosts dive into the best cookout dishes and share hilarious takes on cultural differences, particularly in pickle preferences. They reminisce about childhood fireworks experiences and bizarre news stories, like snakes on planes. Amusing wildlife encounters add to the mix, bringing chaos to laundry bags and dryers. The success of the Nintendo Switch 2 surprises many, blending consumer excitement with core gamer skepticism. This lively conversation balances nostalgia with humor, celebrating food, technology, and quirky nature encounters.

Jul 3, 2025 • 26min
2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons
Burnie and Ashley dive into the Sean Combs verdict while drawing parallels to inequities in the legal system. They discuss the impact of Microsoft layoffs on gaming projects and the balance of storytelling in popular shows. The final season of 'The Boys' is analyzed, exploring audience shifts and potential spinoffs. The hosts share their quirky hobby of collecting items like whiskey and playing cards, highlighting the joy in it. Plus, a humorous tale about a unique Nintendo gift links back to their passion for collectibles.

Jul 2, 2025 • 21min
2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed
Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jul 1, 2025 • 24min
2025.07.01: Pit Slop
Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta Superintelligence, Last Action Hero, Honda rockets, and confusing globalism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jun 30, 2025 • 27min
2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense
Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robot update, pulse rifles, and an impromptu gaming update.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com