Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Aug 8, 2025 • 23min

2025.08.08: The Long Game

Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Aug 7, 2025 • 19min

2025.08.07: All Our Base

Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
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Aug 6, 2025 • 29min

2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay

Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG lore, and the Coyote finally gets his day in court.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Aug 5, 2025 • 33min

2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers

Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies, tipping as a tax for nice people, ChatGPT chat logs in the wild, and the expectation of privacy in the most public of spaces.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Aug 4, 2025 • 23min

2025.08.04: War Of The Worst

Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
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Aug 1, 2025 • 28min

2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal

Burnie and Ashley reflect on what makes this summer memorable, sharing humorous stories about zucchini and gardening wins. They explore climate resilience, the quirks of Buffalo's weather, and the challenges of age verification online. A cultural dive into the oldest pubs juxtaposes old traditions with modern digital dilemmas. The conversation shifts to the latest casting news and anticipation for upcoming superhero movies, all while showing appreciation for their community and supporters.
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Jul 31, 2025 • 26min

2025.07.31: Dong Radar

Join Burnie and Ashley as they dive into the world of dorky usernames and the intriguing concept of Amazon becoming the Netflix of AI. They humorously reflect on childhood fears, share thoughts on Nolan's IMAX festival, and discuss the peculiarities of modern film culture, like the absence of 'Memento.' With witty commentary on big dongs, upcoming comedy sequels like Happy Gilmore 2, and the impact of technology on creativity, there's plenty to laugh and think about in this entertaining exchange!
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Jul 30, 2025 • 23min

2025.07.30: Scale Problems

The conversation kicks off with a recent earthquake in Russia and its implications for Pacific coast warnings. They dive into the challenges of alert fatigue and the risks of public complacency amidst frequent emergency notifications. The speakers reflect on the history of major earthquakes, connecting nature's power to human conflict, especially concerning nuclear threats. Excitement simmers over the upcoming Alien: Earth series, along with critiques and a peek into its themes. They also explore the fascinating blend of zombie and vampire tropes in the Alien franchise.
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Jul 29, 2025 • 25min

2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First

Join Burnie and Ashley for a comedic look at airline evacuations, where chaos and carry-ons collide. They dive into the UK’s VPN regulations, spotlighting the ironies of modern tech laws. Kids' crafty tech skills are highlighted, showcasing their workarounds for age verification in gaming. The duo also introduces quirky ideas like the 'Brocha' drink and 'nappuccino' - perfect for boosting post-workout energy. Plus, they playfully share napping strategies amidst the juggle of parenting and busy lives.
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Jul 28, 2025 • 29min

2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy

Burnie and Ashley dive into the world of the Fantastic Four, discussing Gwyneth Paltrow's intriguing new role linked to space. They tackle the chaos of corporate PR crises and the absurdity surrounding tech security issues, all while sharing laughs about box office performance. Nostalgia leads them to reminisce about superhero films' impact on parenting and how storytelling evolves in today's entertainment landscape. Of course, no discussion is complete without a nod to Seth Rogen's impressive transition from comedy star to production powerhouse.

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