

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Oct 21, 2025 • 23min
2025.10.21: Hating The Game
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Mariners collapse, yips, AWS outage, revealing architecture via outage, the quiet tension of data outages, internet addiction, and record setting government shutdowns.

Oct 20, 2025 • 21min
2025.10.20: Da Loove
Burnie and Ashley discuss Shohei Ohtani's big night, amazing individual performances, Louvre heists, TAMU BAC, rivalries, Jobless Growth, and the quiet part out loud.

Oct 17, 2025 • 30min
2025.10.17: Watching On Delay
Burnie and Ashley discuss a Game of Thrones rewatch, does a bad ending matter on a rewatch, Tron:Ares, the actor in the most franchises, Tivo ends its broadcast day, streaming killed the broadcast star, predicting tech via porn, and Ashley's experience with the Xbox Ally handheld.

Oct 16, 2025 • 28min
2025.10.16: Sleep Cycling
Burnie and Ben King discuss time differences between countries, night life, all-nighters, expensive prices for locals, David Guetta, challenging strong visions, telling people they were right, what makes a good DJ, and universal basic income for artists.

Oct 15, 2025 • 27min
2025.10.15: Whether You Should
Burnie and Ben King talk about benchmarking childhoods, dial-up internet, fintech, the mystery crypto investor, turning a buck, Burnie's sci-fi AGI theory, Free Speech as a visa holder, One Battle After Another, and the motivations behind technical

Oct 14, 2025 • 25min
2025.10.14: That Auto Aim Life
Burnie and Ashley discuss Apple TV's all new name, Battlefield 6 is actually Battlefield 37, Brutal Legend, Tim Schafer, Scott C, and achievement theory.

Oct 13, 2025 • 34min
2025.10.13: Monday The 13th
Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday mornings, taking the highlighted path, MLB playoffs, college football rankings, childhood shaping sports choices, Zootropolis, Teen Wolf, Jason Bateman, Universal Classic Monsters, voice acting, efforts sessions, Tom Cruise's Mummy trailer, and weird casting connections.

Oct 10, 2025 • 22min
2025.10.10: Dark Web Dept
Burnie and Ashley discuss mommy monitoring, daddy destruction, GBP drops vs the currency with no government, Bitcoin & Gold ATHs, Discord leaks, providing your ID, VPNs on notice, and missing a window in consumer blowback.

Oct 9, 2025 • 27min
2025.10.09: Doing It Dry
Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors, Calvin butt, Vine editing, and abandoned URLs.

Oct 8, 2025 • 26min
2025.10.08: The Cool Teacher
Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.


