Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Sep 18, 2025 • 25min
2025.09.18: Served Cold
Burnie and Ashley discuss Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, Burnie's frustration with discussing American extremism every single day, meth animals, The Witcher recasting, Misson Impossible's impact on comic book movies, and is there such as a thing as bad superhero casting?
Sep 17, 2025 • 24min
2025.09.17: Hitting The Post
Burnie and Ashley discuss hitting the post, Limewire buying Fyre Festival, the Klarna IPO, reinventing everything, layaway, broke economics, A24 dating bios, red flags, making fun of games while planning a game, scuba heists, and Disney dishes.
Sep 16, 2025 • 33min
2025.09.16: The Plight of the Click Farmers
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Diplomat, debt-is-good financial strategies, lots of thoughts of dead media & social media addiction, The Diplomat, and the 90th death of Austin, TX.
Sep 15, 2025 • 23min
2025.09.15: Inescapable Cringe
Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks, Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Manacled, and when fan fics go legit.
Sep 12, 2025 • 25min
2025.09.12: Take J2 And Shove It
Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement, and name blindness.
Sep 11, 2025 • 17min
2025.09.11: The Cycle
Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.
Sep 10, 2025 • 23min
2025.09.10: Pimps Learn Mandarin
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.
Sep 8, 2025 • 24min
2025.09.09: Engineering Our Own Demise
Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.
Sep 8, 2025 • 20min
2025.09.08: Two Degrees To Boiling
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.
Sep 5, 2025 • 32min
2025.09.05: That Lucas Bump
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL shake ups, grad school, different university experiences, and a new RTAA this weekend.
