

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Nov 28, 2025 • 26min
2025.11.28: Holiday Lessons
Burnie and Ashley discuss Black Friday, the best holiday ever, Howard Stern's cancellation, snacking, getting ready for Playboy, not being able to respond to heat, media mergers, and the future we could all be living in.

Nov 27, 2025 • 20min
2025.11.27: Unthanksgiving
Burnie and Ashley dive into quirky Thanksgiving musings, mixing holiday mishaps with humor. They tackle Paw Patrol's scheduling issues, intertwining it with discussions on its authoritarian themes. The duo also explores the world of crypto, shedding light on Tether's downgrade and gold exposure. Fans of romantic comedies will enjoy Ashley's praise for Korean dramas, showcasing their cheesy charm. Lastly, they speculate on the Scrubs reboot and how the original cast will reunite. A blend of fun topics ensuring listeners stay entertained!

Nov 26, 2025 • 34min
2025.11.26: The Gooner Ending
Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football teams, AP Top 10 videogames, fictional kinks, Burnie's awful streak of endings, and Disney World kind of sucking.

Nov 25, 2025 • 38min
2025.11.25: Chomp On A Cow
Burnie and Ashley dive into a whirlwind of intriguing topics. They tackle the chaos surrounding NASA's Starliner, discuss the wild swings of Bitcoin, and lament Michael Burry's closure of his Scion fund. The conversation shifts to the unsettling world of day trading and the emotional toll it takes. In a lighter tone, they explore the questionable reputation of deli meats and reminisce about nostalgic convenience foods. Lastly, there's a hilarious tale about the Titanic's craft services being allegedly spiked with PCP!

Nov 24, 2025 • 29min
2025.11.24: The Burden of Originality
Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the terrible burden of original ideas.

Nov 21, 2025 • 28min
2025.11.21: Pocket Joey
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.

Nov 20, 2025 • 29min
2025.11.20: The End Of The Start Of The Conclusion
Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick Offerman, Station Eleven, 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Kingdom Come, physical vs digital games, and shoveling snow.

Nov 19, 2025 • 31min
2025.11.19: The Backlog Of The Year Awards
Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year, Disptach, Deadpool VR, Subnautica 2, technology only used by accident, and Games Of The Year Of Our Backlog.

Nov 18, 2025 • 32min
2025.11.18: Lego Blockchain
Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons Fortnite, Vbucks, Microsoft Points, and virtual currencies.

Nov 17, 2025 • 35min
2025.11.17: The HUCTOFCHVSOTTEAHUBOW Award
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar snubs, most coveted awards, DJI's uncertain sales future, the Maldives generational ban, and updates on RvB Restoration.


