Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Dec 12, 2025 • 24min
2025.12.12: Anybody But Me
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Game Awards, dead genres, Divinity, Control, Baldur's Gate, and causing chaos in Venmo comments.
Dec 11, 2025 • 36min
2025.12.11: You're Beautiful
Burnie and Ashley discuss dermaplaning, being self conscious, US creeping on your socials, piracy on the high seas, Pirates!, AI water usage, Hank Green, Tehran, and a follow up on Joe The Cat.
Dec 10, 2025 • 25min
2025.12.10 Double Digit Dog Days
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Australian social media ban, the worst platforms for kids, Joe the Cat, Game Awards, Expedition 33, Dispatch, Kik, World Cup, weaponizing sexual content, Eurovision, media protests, the Pop Tart bowl, and the Wrapped movement has gone too far.
Dec 9, 2025 • 26min
2025.12.09: The Devils You Know
Burnie and Ashley discuss Half Sword, violence in videogames, adrenaline games, the hostile takeover of WB, and the media devils on our shoulders.
Dec 8, 2025 • 34min
2025.12.08: Church For Sale
Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup draw, The Jason Statham Game, and the surprising wins at the box office.
Dec 5, 2025 • 38min
2025.12.05: Getting Some Data Back
Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup Draws, and Netflix wins the WBD bidding process.
Dec 4, 2025 • 28min
2025.12.04: Serial Storyline
Burnie and Ashley discuss She-Ra, He-Man, Netflix reboots, serial animated shows, obscure cartoons, Star Blazers, Popples, Chinese ICE flood, Indian Teslas, Tarantino's rants, Fortnite lore, Dell donations, and Spaceballs 2.
Dec 3, 2025 • 28min
2025.12.03: Not Doing The Voice Anymore
Burnie and Ashley discuss voice mails from Black Friday, the weird world of Golf ads, Francis Ford Coppola watch auctions, not knowing about collectibles, Guillermo Del Toro, China's robotic warnings, the Chinese Bike Collapse of 2018, learning from bubbles, and having an exit strategy.
Dec 2, 2025 • 20min
2025.12.02: These Dogs Are Raw
Burnie and Ashley talk about rawdogging boredom, barebacking travel, K-shaped economies, all gas no brakes spending, and all problems no solutions podcasting.
Dec 1, 2025 • 34min
2025.12.01: Mature Behavior
Burnie and Ashley discuss College Football, World Cup 2026, Wicked Too, Zootopia 2, Kill Bill Fortnite, Wobbly Life, Quarto, Chess, and the Airbus 320 rollback.
