
The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
Latest episodes

May 6, 2024 • 54min
181- A Working Woman's Low Libido & The Importance of Aftercare
Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow down of sex that comes with kids and being together 7 years; he wonders if this is the time to discuss opening the relationship. One husband has the role of super dad down, his wife who works very hard for her family is struggling- to feel desire, to feel energy, to be present with her kids...all the things. She has mentioned divorce and it smells of self sabotoge. Super dad loves his wife and wants to know how he can change her perspective and get his lover back. Lastly a woman who loves mixing it up for her man is wanting to know how to go about sex with a husband who has a bad back- specifically an injured back- sex feels limited and she still wants to have fun! Tune in for more=)BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code 'housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comBeducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 50% off yearly pass using code "JORDYN" or going to https://beducate.me/jordyn-mayAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Apr 29, 2024 • 51min
180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes
Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul.Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order.Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.comASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comJOIN THE PATREON www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastfollow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepod

Apr 22, 2024 • 56min
179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics
In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it.ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.Load Boost: Use code "Housewife" to get 10% off your purchase at LoadBoost.comUberlube: Get 10% off + Free Shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.comBlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Beducated: Get 24 hours ALL ACCESS risk-free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn-beducated plus get 50% off your yearly subscription when you sign up.

Apr 15, 2024 • 48min
178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying
You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it?Want more episodes? Join the Patreon! Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFactor Meals: Get fifty percent off your first box, plus twenty percent off your next box, with code housewife50 at FACTOR MEALS.com/housewife50.Bluechew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comVIIA Hemp: If you’re 21+, you can get 15% off + a free pack of award-winning Dreams THC + CBN sleep gummies with our exclusive code: HOUSEWIFE at VIIAHEMP.COMLoad Boost: Get 10% off your purchase using code "Housewife" at loadboost.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Apr 8, 2024 • 1h 3min
177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen
Abigail Jensen, co-host of the Rat Girls podcast and intimacy advocate, dives into the intricacies of sexual communication. She discusses how to express unmet needs to partners and the challenge of being present during intimacy, especially for overthinkers. Abigail shares her love for vibrators and recommends toys for prostate stimulation. The conversation also explores navigating desires in long-term relationships, reflecting on personal experiences and the importance of open dialogue about sexual preferences and authenticity.

Apr 4, 2024 • 27min
QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?
Daddy Issues; the 411.JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 1, 2024 • 55min
176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?
Explore the intriguing practice of semen retention and its benefits. Listeners dive into the world of butt plugs, revealing their various uses and the role they play in enhancing intimacy. Relationship dynamics take center stage as one caller expresses insecurity about their partner's preferences in the bedroom, raising questions about potential porn use. The discussion also touches on the concept of BWC privilege, provoking thoughts about attraction and social dynamics. Humor and heartfelt anecdotes keep the conversation lively!

Mar 28, 2024 • 25min
QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments

Mar 25, 2024 • 1h 8min
175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao
Anita Rao, host of the award-winning show "Embodied," dives into a vibrant discussion about sex, relationships, and intimacy. She shares insights on the importance of planning fun activities to boost partner connections and tackles trust issues in romantic dynamics. The conversation hilariously explores infidelity's complexities in the workplace, while also addressing sexual health and personal boundaries. They discuss how technology and AI shape modern relationships, emphasizing effective communication and the need for vulnerability.

Mar 21, 2024 • 23min
QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners
Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners?BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout at BlueChew.com
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