
The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
Latest episodes

Jul 15, 2024 • 60min
191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging
Todays topic; SENSORY PLAY- flogging, temp play, audio erotica & more..... Todays listener question include a wife in search of mildly toxic ways to get her husband to "want" to initiate again. Another listener is a husband (26) who has been with his gf ten years- sex is not as often as he would like and there is a lack of communication surrounding sex; they have no kids and I sure do have an opinion=) Lastly we have a female listeners whose man kisses his best friends GIRL on the lips....he says they have a "special bond" and I think he is a special kind of ~shit~. TUNE IN NOW=))Try BlueChew one month free using code "Housewife" at checkout! www.BlueChew.comGet 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code [HOUSEWIFE] at tryepiphany.comGo to Bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your HydroExtreme Pump!

Jul 8, 2024 • 55min
190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs
Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue is his wife admitted sex has become routinely painful! Make sure you check out the patreon for bonus weekly EP + audio erotica!Factor Meals: That’s code housewife50 at factormeals.com/housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free - just pay $5 shipping at www.bluechew.comVIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAhemp.comBeducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off the yearly pass when you use code JORDYN or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-julyASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcast.com

Jul 1, 2024 • 57min
189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm
Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her after listening to my response! Today's listener questions include a postpartum wifey whose husband is ready to be intimate but there is a problem; she feels NADA, not only is she worried things might be different down there- but there is also a big lack of sensation going on! What is a wifey who wants to get down but isn't really in the mood to do?! Today's topic of ze hour; 5 tips to aide in your quest for a G-spot Orgasm..spoiler; its mental baby. BathMate: Visit www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydro-pump!Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping.ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastShop Merch 44% off www.THHmerch.com

Jun 24, 2024 • 1h 9min
188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)
Topics include emotional affairs and keeping the wife horny, Q&A session on the host's personal life, starting the podcast, meeting her husband, and past kinks. Sponsored by BlueChew, VIIAhemp, and Uberlube.

Jun 17, 2024 • 46min
187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.
The podcast explores cuckquean roleplay, boosting partner confidence, and navigating bicurious desires in relationships. It also delves into exploring fantasies, jealousy, and maintaining a thriving long-term relationship through communication and proactive steps.

Jun 10, 2024 • 59min
186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."
I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally.VIIA Hemp: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 15% + free sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) at www.VIIAhemp.comBlueChew: Recieve your first month supply free using code "housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.comUberlube: Save 10% plus get FREE SHIPPING using code "HOUSEWIFE" at Uberlube.comASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comSHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com & Join the PATREON here.

Jun 3, 2024 • 1h 1min
185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss
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May 27, 2024 • 1h 3min
184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!
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May 20, 2024 • 52min
183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?
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May 13, 2024 • 49min
182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play
Let's talk nipple play! For all nipples; sensitive and not! Todays listener questions include a woman who has never had an orgasm (possibly due to past relationship trauma) and now is in a new fun sexy relationship and she desires TO GET OFF; whats an anorgasmic girl to do?! Another listener has been in a long marriage where the last 4 years have been sexless; he is ready to confront the issue- how to? One husband was caught subscribing to only fans and lost trust in his relationship ands gone down hill since; he wants to share his desires/fantasies but worries she wont be able to handle; how does he communicate his desires? Like audio erotica? Want more episodes from THH? JOIN THE PATREON. Bonus content uploaded weekly.VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off your purchase using code "HOUSEWIFE" at www.VIIAHemp.comUberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% off + Free Shipping at uberlube.comBlueChew: Receive your first month supply FREE using code "Housewife" at checkout @ www.bluechew.comVB Health: Get Soaking Wet 10% off using code "HOUSEWIFE" www.soakingwet.com
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