
The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
Latest episodes

Mar 18, 2024 • 49min
174- Porn hurting your marriage, an unfaithful start, and a smelly husband.
Explore the impact of porn on intimacy and self-esteem in relationships. Hear a husband's frustration about mismatched sexual interest and the complexities of being physically attracted yet mentally distant. Discover a wife’s dilemma about her husband’s odor making intimacy difficult, along with strategies to tackle sensitive conversations. A listener grapples with past infidelities and questions if they should move on or see it as a red flag. Tune in for laughs and insights on navigating these tricky relationship waters!

Mar 13, 2024 • 26min
QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.
Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats up with his wife? BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE using code "housewife" at BlueChew.comJoin the Patreon here.www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comSponser A Quickie? admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Mar 11, 2024 • 1h 2min
173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl
Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationship got better (including the sex) she got a gut feeling to look to see if anything was up..indeed it was. He has returned his old ways but seemingly worse: does she leave him? Lastly a listener wants the 411 on butthole hair removal. I got your back;) Todays topic of the hour; Reverse Cowgirl. Strap on your boots ladies.ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here.BlueChew: Get your first months supply FREE at bluechew.com using code "Housewife" at checkout!Beducated: Try 24 hours all access free using code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/jordyn + 40% off the yearly subscription.Uberlube: Use code "HOUSEWIFE" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at uberlube.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comFollow me on social media: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Mar 6, 2024 • 27min
QUICKIE- Fringe Moms & How-to: Wax Play
Are you a fringe mom or unfairly iced out? Lets girl talk female friendships; men hang on. Wax Play 101 today from what is wax play, how it can be a power play or a sensual experience. Learn the difference between massage candle and wax play candles and where to start and what to know about.Naked Massage Candle by SeagrapeLove Honey Vanilla Massage Candle (use code HOUSEWIFE10 for 10% off)Doc Johnson Japanese Hot Wax Drip Bondage Candles SHOP NEW MERCH @ www.THHmerch.comASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Mar 4, 2024 • 42min
172- managing mismatched libidos & how much sex are you having
Today we have listener questions addressing how much "maintenance sex" should a couple be having? One husband wants to know how to confront his wife about her lack of drive. Another wife feels like she is married to an unwilling spouse and feels hopeless, let's discuss.BlueChew: Get your first month supply free by going to bluechew.com and using code "housewife" at checkout.Butter Wellness: Use code "housewife" to get 20% off the Personal Massager at butterwellness.comASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comshop new merch @ www.THHmerch.comFollow me on instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 28, 2024 • 32min
QUICKIE- Anal Play 101
Backdoor basics! All things anal pleasure; from prep to lubricant- grazing to penetration...I am mentioning it all!Shop New THH merch @ www.thhmerch.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 26, 2024 • 1h 3min
171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant
Today we are joined with Shanenn Bryant discussing insecurity, jealousy & low self worth. Shanenn not only shares her story of being a former obsessive insecure girlie and how she got to the place she is today; but also give us strategies to implement to be more present and aware of how we operate in jealousy. Todays listener questions include a man who has fallen in love with a married woman and is tired of being the side-piece..he feels he deserves more, I had many thoughts. Another listener shares his wife is questioning his solo pleasure time- she found lube in the office, and noticed he browse's under private...the husband feels his solo pleasure time is his private time and doesn't equate to how "into" is wife he is- he would like her to be curious in her questions not accusatory. How can they see eye to eye?To learn more about today guest go to : www.topself.com Listen to Top Self Podcast here.VIIA Hemp: Go to www.VIIAhemp.com to get 15% off your order + sample pack of sleepy time Dreams THC + CBN gummies using code 'HOUSEWIFE' at checkout.BlueChew: Use code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com to get your first month supply FREE.Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code "housewife" at www.uberlube.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comSHOP THH MERCH @ www.THHmerch.comFollow me on instagram @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Feb 21, 2024 • 21min
QUICKIE- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's
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Feb 19, 2024 • 59min
170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, a better tasting puss, and does self pleasure make women more horny?
Is there such thing as "affair-proofing" or are we all just hanging on with crossed fingers? Let's discuss. Today one listener wants the tips on increasing taste down there, and more down yonder grooming aka anal grooming- I'm mentioning the hair no one wants to talk about=) Another listener wants to hear from the women; does masturbating during the day effect your sex drive later...if you get off earlier are you still DTF with your S.O? If you like erotica you should def check out the patreon aka audio erotica visit www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastTodays EP is brought to you by:EveryPlate: www.everyplate.com/podcast get started using code "49housewife"Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access + 33% off lifetime pass! Go to https://beducate.me/pd2407-jordyn.Bluechew: Get your first months supply FREE just pay $5 shipping using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comShop Merch at THHmerch.comFollow me on social media @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising Inquiries: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.comwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com > ask anon

Feb 12, 2024 • 57min
169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.
The hosts tackle body confidence, sharing personal stories and the impact of societal standards on women's self-image. They dive into open discussions about intimacy, specifically addressing concerns around oral sex and individual preferences in relationships. The conversation emphasizes the importance of communication for mutual satisfaction and explores ways to reshape beliefs about bodies. Listeners also get insight into sexual toys and kinks to spice up long-term connections. Humor and honesty shine through as they navigate these intimate topics.
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