

The Horny Housewife
Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Jun 19, 2023 • 1h 4min
136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.
solo episode. Today get chill, get comfy its listener questions the whole ride. Im discussing a wife whose husband is hyper paranoid about "loud sex" and the kids hearing, should she suppress her primal instinct to moan or tell him to get over it? Another womans husband has struggled with PE after the birth of their second child, he is a generous lover and she regularly climax's and would consider the relationship great- but a little more P and V action would be delightful, and husband is taking a hit to the ego. Im diving deep in solutions and insight=) One spouse is wildly jealous of how many women her man is around at work and she cant help but obsess- she is fearful the worst could happen and he betrays her , how can she stop this loop in her head! Lastly we had to help a unmarried woman by telling her to RUN! Sometimes it is never enough, realize when its time to walk away!Like audio erotica? Join the patreon=)Every Plate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife49.Microdose Gummies: Legal nationwide learn more at Microdose.com and get 30% off your first order when you use code "Housewife"Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

Jun 12, 2023 • 1h 17min
135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.
Today Im joined with the host of Multiamory podcast, and we're discussing modern relationships! Emily, Jase and Dede share their personal story of being in a polyamorous relationship and how they have evolved since meeting. I had SO many questions from jealousy, to all things sex, to fighting fairly with your partner. Todays listener Q's: sex with your ex....will you ever get over it?! Toxic Devil Dick, or "pussy got you hooked" is a real thing- tune in for my tips on how to break the cycle. next a husband shares his woes feeling rejected, neglected and SOL in regards to finding ANY way to connect with his wife. He doesn't want to cheat, he doesn't want a divorce, he doesn't want to abuse porn- he feels he has an unwilling spouse, is he doomed?Listen to Multiamory podcast here. Learn more about them here!Enjoy audio erotica aka a good ol dirty story (pro tip; great foreplay) join the PATREON.BlueChew: Get your first month supply of BlueChew FREE using code Housewife at checkout at bluechew.comTry Beducated 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN"-no risk- (40% off if you choose to join with code) https://beducate.me/pd2323-jordynUberlube: Get 10% off + freee shipping using code "housewife" at checkout!

Jun 5, 2023 • 53min
134- normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.
How much sex are couples having and what is considered normal?! What about fantasies that we plan on never bringing to reality, what if our spouse whats more than I can give...how do I bring up my interest in a fantasy to my partner- all of these questions answered/discussed and more in todays EP. I also have a "weekly sex storytime" where I went from being in my head, not in the mood- to totally present loving every minute of it and embraced my inner baddie freak. A 180 and I had share the solution!! Todays topic of the hour; Cum Fetish! Learning the what, why and HOW. Tune in now=) Do you like audio erotica? If so join the patreon=)Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order!Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% offBluechew: Get first month supply FREE use code "housewife" at checkout!advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comemail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

May 29, 2023 • 1h 4min
133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.
Today starting off with yall's submissions on "biggest turn-offs"- next up listener questions, one man who has fallen out of love with his vanilla wife, another husband looking to be a better love and mix up foreplay, a woman's enlarged clit woes, and lastly a 62 your old female with long ass orgasms. Today were bringin it back to the butt- discussing the top three most comfortable positions for missionary, hygiene tips and the inevitables with ass play. <33Like audio erotica join the patreon!Uberlube: Get 10% off+ free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.comBlueChew: Try one month supply BlueChew FREE- using code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comadvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

May 22, 2023 • 1h
132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.
Today: the grass is not greener on the other side. Stop romanticizing shit you don't know shit about. Todays listeners ask; how much porn use is normal? My wife want to use a vibe while we try mutually masturbating..should I get involved and how? One mans wife is lost in motherhood and exhaustion which has led him to desire an external affair for sexual gratification only- my thoughts. Another listener found a video of herself giving head...and didn't really like what she saw. Does it matter? Todays topic of the hour; a monologue on masturbation. It's "Masturbation May" why not>Join the PatreonAsk Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comemail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comBlueChew: Use code "Housewife" to get your first month supply free!- just pay $5 dollars shipping.Everyplate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code housewife149.Beducated: Code "JORDYN" for access to all courses FREE 24 hours+ 50% yearly subsciption https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordynButter Wellness: 20% personal massager with code "housewife" at checkout.advertising/collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

May 15, 2023 • 1h 4min
131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel
Today the cohost of Shit Talking Shrinks joins me to discuss erotic blueprints aka what is the basis of your arousal, understanding yours, your partners, and how this can contribute to more fun in the bedroom and resolving compatibility issues. (Also who knew that drizzling your SO cum into their own mouth is called snowballing- I didn't, but now I do!) Todays listner questions include a woman who finds she needs more pressure and more time to achieve climax, this is turn makes her feel insecure, maybe even her partner, and she wants to know HOW she can get past this....Next a husband is getting more adventurous in bed and wants to delve into anal play. He enjoys eating his wife's ass and she enjoys recieving it, there has been no hard "no" so how does he take the next steps when she shows no interest in anal sex? Lastly a listener who asked for a "dirty story" ended up fucking HATING the dirty story. The dirty story was non-fiction aka a TRUE STORY, and it sparked some retroactive jealousy and a realization of not being able to handle a possible threesome in the future. Let us discuss. Tune in NOW. Enjoy audio erotica ? Join the Patreon - dirty stories every wednesday!Listen to Shit Talking Shrinks with Paulina Siegel and Victoria Aron on apple podcast or visit their page here.Want to find out your erotic blueprint?! Take the quiz here!BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code "Housewife" at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping.Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order!UberLube: Get 10% + Free shipping use code Housewife at checkout!Ask anon> www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

May 8, 2023 • 1h 17min
130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!
Todays listener questions: a wife reveals to her husband she has a MMF fantasy, now the husband is noticing himself fantasizing about this playing out IRL, is he bisexual and should he share with his wife his shared interest? Another listener shares her experience with her husband messing around on her, she says it was 10 years ago, she is 90% happy buts its hard to trust- I polled the IG community and the people have spoken! Lastly a wife thinks she may need to upgrade the wardrobe to get her sexy back- her husband wishes she "dressed for him" more- is this piggish or is this apart of housewife duties- my answer may surprise some! Todays topic of the hour; all things cheating, and I mean all things. I dive deep, why do men cheat, why do women cheat? What are the character traits of a cheater? What makes people cheat and is it preventable? From the Big 5 Model to discussing The 7 types of affairs - its all SO interesting! Plus a juicy story time from a listener that begs the questions- can seriel cheaters change their ways!Like audio erotica? Want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Try Beducated one day free + 50% yearly subscription with code "Jordyn" go to https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordynButter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping.Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comAsk Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

May 1, 2023 • 53min
129- frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.
What a week! Ive been/still am sick but I've rose from the dead and am back with banging energy. Lots to discuss! listener questions; one man insists he isn't gay but gets off to gay porn- he wants to know whats the dealio?! Another listener shares he and his wife have sex 2-3 times a week but its the same ol same ol, laying on her back, strictly P to tha V. He claims she used to be more "free" which she had a few drinks, and now days she doesn't drink much and sex is boring as she refrains from "letting loose"- what ever is he to do? Todays topic of the hour is a little different as Im getting vulnerable and sharing my own insecurities and issues Ive struggled with in my own marriage and what steps were taken to get to the place we are today. Low testosterone is extremely common among men as they enter their forties (or older, or younger!!) from fatigue, depression, ED, low drive symptoms appear that start to effect their relationship (and much more alot of the times!) these issues can bleed over and cause friction in your relationship sex life and if you don't know where to begin or you want to hear my experience to watching my mans journey listen in. Ill give you my POV- as well what didn't work and what did. Feel free to DM on social media to clarify/ask question regarding the topic! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast on instagram. Listener questions can be asked anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com.Join the patreon for sexy audio erotica uploaded weekly!Uberlube- get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at Uberlube.comBlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at bluechew.com!Advertising Inquiries: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comFollow me on tik tok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

Apr 24, 2023 • 54min
128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101
Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below!Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn.“Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner”EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149.Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon!Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comAsk anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Apr 17, 2023 • 1h 6min
127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski
Moody Monday ~ depression is a bitch, but she rides it through. Do ALL couples have issues? 3% of your said you are issue free- but I cant help but wonder how?! Lets discuss the ideal way to live with the human condition as a couple. Todays listener questions include a young married husband revealed his wife admitted to not desiring sex anymore..with him. She said she feels emotionally connected but no physical attraction; whatever shall he do. Next a wife is aware she has a praise-kink, she would love for her husband to affirm her ie. "good girl" , "you are sooo amazing at that"- and she has vocalized this-she has also thought he might have a praise kink of his own as he is really into her taking control and talking dirty affirming him! Should she embrace what works and put her desires to the side? She cant help but feel frustrated and I feel for her- prepare for my best call to action yet! All hope is not lost! Today 's guest; Host of "What I Love About Sex" podcast and sexologist for men- Stephanie Ganowski. Stephanie share her journey to sexology and what sparked her intense passion for sex in relationships. She specifically works with men and has changed lives! We discussed everything from delayed ejaculation, masturbation, sexual confidence, sex & shame, and so so much more! Follow Stephanie on IG @stephganowaski and listen to her podcast here! Love audio erotica? Join the patreon; where I read sexy stories every week=)BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month free!Microdose: get 30% off your fist order+ free shipping use code "housewife"Uberlube; get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife"Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner > https://join.amorus.net/uilVz5VfrybAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comemail me: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comFollow me on IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast


