The Horny Housewife

Todays topic of the hour; ways to spice up monogamous sex. Tired of the same start and end to sex; I've got some inspo/tips and techniques to make married sex hotter and less predictable for your spouse. Sometimes all we need are a few reminders and a pep talk. From getting cum creative, to talking dirty lets explore options- for both women and men! Todays listener questions include young love; a 22 year old male already feels his sexual needs aren't being met- he understands his gf is a busy student- but in my eyes thats not the issue; listen in for my opinion on young love and commitment. Another listener feels his sex life with his wife is great but would love more blow jobs, what is an effective way to get more BJ's from the wife? Another listener found a video of his wife f*cking her ex; he is very aroused by this and its his go-to p*rn- wife found out and thinks its odd, how can he tell her he loves seeing her pleasured and what are tips for him to enjoy this kink without making it "too real" aka getting another involved. Lastly a listener frequently visits a dog park and chats with an attractive female, hes been married 30+ years and often finds himself "harmlessly" flirting with the attractive woman at park- one day she asks him if he could help her lift a package not to far from the park, turns out his dick was the package and she wanted to enjoy it- he hasn't been back to the park since. His question for me was does he tell his wife, keep it hush hush, or go back to the dog park.....Do you like audio erotica? Join the Patreon new sexy stories uploaded weekly!Try Beducated 1 day FREE + discount on subscription - use code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2315-jordynBlueChew: Get your first month of Blue Chew FREE just use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.comAmorus: Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner! http://www.amorus.net/housewifeButter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% offAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comIG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

Today let's talk the not so cute; insecurity. How it bleeds into your relationship- it's root and how you can best show up for your partner when triggered. Todays listener questions: a couple that is into the stag/vixen dynamic in ze bedroom is curious about taking new steps to evolve in their bedroom desires; another listener's wife suggested she wants to be eaten out upon awakening- and I think thats a fan-fucking-tastic idea- he wants tips and I got em=) Lastly a wife who married as a virgin has realized how much she desires to sexually express herself...unfortunately her husband doesn't share this desire. How does she navigate this mismatched desire.Do you like audio erotica? join the patreon! UberLube: Get 10% off your order + FREE shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Uberlube.comAmorus - Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner<3Microdose Gummies - Get 30% off your first order + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Microdose.comFollow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Today: What do men really want- I asked them and they replied=) I was not disappointed, take notes ladies! Next...maximizing your penetration game; missionary, doggie, cowgirl, and side angle- lets make sure you both are getting that good good by leveling up! todays listeners questions are brutal; one mans wife is not just unwilling but totally uninterested...what is a man to do once he has no options? Another listener caught her man cheating, confronted him- he seemed remorseful....as of a week ago she has found another cheating truth out. Let's give this listener a reminder of her worth. Lastly- a goodie, not so rough- a woman desires to get out of her head when trying to climax. Ive got tips and trick to get present in the bedroom solo or partnered! Don't let anxiety rob your from your orgasm- Ive got solutions! Do you enjoy audio erotica then check out the patreon, also a great way to support the show=)Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE + discount if you sign up! Use code "JORDYN" at https://beducate.me/pd2312-jordynTodays course: https://app.beducated.com/courses/penetration/BlueChew: Get your first month FREE only $5 for shipping! Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. UberLube: Get 10% off + FREE SHIPPING when you use code HOUSEWIFE at Uberlube.com!

When was the last time you had a sex talk with a parent? This week, we are sharing a hilarious clip from the podcast Sex Talk With My Mom, a favorite from our Pleasure Podcasts network. Cam Poter and his mom KarenLee Poter have a weekly sex talk to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable. On their comedy show, they talk about everything that a mom and son don’t typically talk about, from smoking hash under a glass to anal mishaps. In this clip, they share about the best orgasms of their lives. Check out the full episode on the Sex Talk With My Mom podcast: Episode 422 The Best Orgasms of Our Lives.

Let's clarify how to correctly spit on a partner, is it a docile drool or a forceful spit....let me elaborate. Todays listener questions include a husband who is about to take his wife on their "better late than never" honeymoon and they recently have discovered they both share a "sex on the beach" fantasy- he got all the "supplies" but wants to know is he fully prepared. Next a woman who cant help but notice...and think about..how gorgeous her fiance's ex gf is...like shes really pretty , and she cant help but feel less than; even though future hubby insist she was lame in bed and had a super boring personality- how does she shake the thoughts?! Get ready bc I got u. Listener Q's are short today because I was joined by the lovely Dan & Lacy not your regular couple; a super spicy couple who not only live the swinger lifestyle but freakin represent! Dan and Lacy host "The Swing Nation" and if swingers happen to be on your FYP then they are no strangers! I, of course, asked them all my questions!- From boundaries, to jealousy, to the hygiene in sex clubs, and what do they specifically like to partake in etc....they not only are super intriguing but have SO much to offer other couples that are curious or interested to know more. Dan and Lacy are a great example of how to live an alt.lifestyle intentionally and Im here for it! You can listen to "The Swing Nation" wherever you enjoy podcasts and/or go to https://theswingnation.net/ to learn all things Swing Nation!Want to support the show and/or enjoy audio erotica read by MOI> join the patreon! Manscaped- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with our code HOUSEWIFE at Manscaped.comBLOOM- Listen to a sample of all stories free, or upgrade and use code HOUSEWIFE to get hella discount on the premium subscription. Immersive audio erotica, guided sex, guided masturbation, relaxation audio and more....at Bloom.comMicrodose- Try Microdose gummie or strain specific gummies today-legal nation wide- get 30% +free shipping on your first order using code: HOUSEWIFE at Microdose.comBlueChew-Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping!TrueClassic- Get 25% Off at trueclassic.com with code HOUSEWIFEFollow me on instagram! @_thehornyhousewifepodcastAsk ANON > www.thehornyhousewife.comAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcast.comemail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Today is part one of "what does your spouse want/need/desire in the relationship including in the bedroom- today we start with the ladies. From what she wants in a man, in her relationship, for you to see, want and do (to her naked)- I am mentioning it all. Todays listener questions include a woman who has kept brushing off a conversation her husband keeps asking for - she is self aware that she's putting it off and has started to notice his lack of initiating sex and needs advice! Another listener feels hopeless as his wife has admitted she only did the things she did (sexually) when they were dating to win him over, and that she has no desire to fuck the way she used to. What is a man to do thats in love and bored. A female listener wants to know if her being turned on by imagining herself hooking up with her mans ex girls is normal...or not. Another listeners husband has expressed his desire to see her fingering herself instead of just whipping out the vibrator, mixing it up if you will, and she wants some how-to and guidance! Im giving you the scoop on my personal favorite toys to play with solo or partnered and reading my one-star-reviews for shits n gigs. TUNE IN NOW=)Join the Patreon if you like audio erotica or wanna support the show=)BEDUCATED- Try ONE DAY FREE ALL ACCESS at Beducated.com using code: Jordyn >https://beducate.me/pd2309-jordynBlueChew- Get your first month FREE only pay $5 shipping at BlueChew.com using code : "Housewife" at checkout!Butter Wellness- Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “Housewife” at checkout for 20% off.UberLube- Use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at UBERlube.com to get 10% off + FREE SHIPPINGAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comASK ANON >www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Today why men cant handle a boo boo nearly like a woman can. Listener questions include a 30 year old woman who appreciates BDSM porn and started watching at an early age- due to this she finds herself often thinking about it in real life sexual situations versus being completely present. She finds thinking of her favorite thing to watch gets "her there" quicker....is this normal and what is my advice. One husband shares the harsh truth- the difficulty he finds be excited about sex with the same person 20 years in. The idea of new doesn't exist, and the same body can become routine- although he acknowledges the perks of knowing one another's body he cant help but miss the thought of a new naked body. Another listener wishes her husband would not just expect a blowjob the day she enters her cycle; and another husband is eager to know how to get his wife to share her fantasies. Todays topic of the hour; KISSING 101- the science, the psychology, the statistics, the research and what you SHOULD be doing. Spoiler alert: kissing is so fucking underrated.Microdose Gummies - get 30% off your first order + FREE SHIPPING when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Got to microdose.com =)True Classic - Be a stylish zaddy=) Go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use my code "Housewife" for 25 % off your order!!Join the Patreon for sexy stories every week!Follow me on social media! IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising/Collabs: admind@pleasurepodcasts.com

Today a kickass listener questions + a kick ass guest! Dr. Tara aka Luvbites.co is with us; sexual educator, profession, author and coach...Dr. Tara is filling us IN; From the 3 to predicators of longterm sexual satisfaction, to the male g-spot +technique you dont want to miss this one. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to "dirty talk" and doesn't know where to begin. She is nervous, and feels silly- Ive got tips, tricks and the mindset you need to adapt. Hype sesh from jordy coming STAT! Next question is a wife who is bothered by her husbands differing sexual history - he has so much experience and she wonders will she be enough to last a lifetime. PS. spoiler alert; it doesnt fucking matter. Do you love audio erotica? Join the Patreon for 2 sexy stories every Wednesday..say hello to your new favorite foreplay or bedtime story=)Get 10% off UBERLUBE + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at checkout. Go to Uberlube.com now=)Try BlueChew FREEEEEE; just pay $5 for shipping when use code "Housewife" at checkout! A confident man is a sexy man.Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.Ask Anonymously> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comFollow me on social media=) IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast | Tiktok: @thehornyhousewifepodcastAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcastJoin the Patreon here.Try Beducated.com 24 hours FREE- code " JORDYN" will also get you discount on yearly pass. https://beducate.me/pd2308-jordynTry BlueChew.com FREE- use code "Housewife" at checkout and only $5 for shipping!!!!Get 25% off your True Classic purchase when you go to TrueClassic.com/housewife and use code "Housewife" at checkout! True Classic is your one stop shop for all things mens wardrobe!

It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcastLike sexy stories? Join the Patreon today!Get my favorite lube ever; UBERLUBE! Go to Uberlube.com and use code "Housewife" at checkout for 10% off your order + free shipping!Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code Housewife at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Go to BlueChew.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com