The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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Aug 28, 2023 • 1h 18min

146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.

It's back to school and I want to normalize moms not missing their children at school. Happy Monday Freaky Fam- todays listener questions include a husband who averages 45 minutes every sexual encounter w/his wife aka lasting a little too long (25 min is ideal imo), next a wife who fear her husband lacks game as flirting consists of tit grabs and jokes...shes looking for something sexier, is there hope? Another listener desires to aide in his wife squirting at climax, is this a possibility? Can every woman squirt? Todays topic of the hour; male jealousy. Healthy jealousy, primal jealousy, and destructive, unhealthy jealousy. Tips on how to manage jealousy in relationships and navigating this normal human emotion. SHOP MERCH at www.thhmerch.comBeducated: Try one day FREE, + 50% discount if you sign up for the yearly subscription using code "JORDYN" visit https://beducate.me/pd2335-jordynMicrodose Gummies: To learn more about microdosing THC go to Microdose.com and use code "housewife" to get 30% off + free shipping!www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com >> ask anon!advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comcollabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
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Aug 21, 2023 • 1h 3min

145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.

SHOP THH MERCH ( only a few crop tops left RUN )To learn more about todays guest go here! www.slutsandscholars.comBlueChew: Get your first month free- just pay $5 shipping when you use code "Houswife" at checkout at bluechew.comEveryPlate: Go to Everyplate.com/podcast and use code "49housewife" to get $1.49 per meal on your first box!Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping with code "housewife" at uberlube.comLike audio erotica? Join the PATREON.ASK ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comAdvertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.comCollabs: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com
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Aug 14, 2023 • 1h 5min

144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.

I polled the listeners and got the scoop on BEST foreplay and WORST foreplay. Spoiler alert; we love massages and we hate pussy grabs (sometimes). Todays listener questions include a women who is very sexually adventurous w/a very vanilla guy- is this her forever reality and is she settling? Another listener is engaged to be married and his wife to be's libido has taken a nose dive....will this be a reoccurring issue? Lastly a female who wants help rekindling the flame in the seasons of littles....aka little kids. Many can relate; this too shall pass. Todays topic of the hour- the 5 types of female orgasms. Tune in now=)SHOP MOMMY'S MERCHBeducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code "Jordyn" + 40% yearly subscription go to : https://beducate.me/pd2333-jordynButter Wellness:: Get 20% the personal massager when you use code "housewife" at checkout go to https://butterwellness.com/Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC & Get 30% off + FREE SHIPPING using code "housewife".Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comJoin the Patreon here.
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Aug 7, 2023 • 1h 9min

143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.

I am in my landing strip era and Im here to inspire you to change up your pubic hair per usual. Today's topic; "his needs, her needs" a very famous book written by Dr. Willard Harley Jr discussing the 10 emotional needs and how this plays a vital role in staying happy and fulfilled in your marriage...aka having a good sex life too. I paraphrase the top 10, discuss why women have different needs than me and why an emotionally fulfilled woman is a hornier woman and happier wife. Men you want more sex? Give her more affection. Women you think he only cares about sex, gain understanding. Today we are learning one another's POV in regards to needs/desires and it directly effects your sex life. Emotional intelligence leads to happier more sustainable marriage. Todays listener questions include a wife who wants to convince her man to bring another man in the bedroom. Another wife is going to start working with her husband in the office and found out about "other office women" through her mans group chat- the tea is piping with this one and we've got some real talk to lay out. Should she work with him? He is being disrespectful? How should she handle? Lastly we have a man whose wife has asked him to finish on her chest but he is paranoid his load size is small and wimpy and will turn her off- how can men increase their load size? I asked and yall came through with the responses....tune in now=)SHOP THH MERCH at www.THHmerch.comLike audio erotica? Join the PATREON.BlueChew: Get one months supply of BlueChew Chewable's FREE (just pay $5 dollars shipping) using code "housewife" at checkout!UberLube: Use code "housewife" to get 10% + FREE SHIPPING at UberLube.com
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Jul 31, 2023 • 58min

142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.

ALIENS, BIG DICKS &ANAL PLAY OH MY. Also penis size- is it a big deal, do you finally want someone to tell you the fucking truth? Ive got ya! One listener question I discuss the ever so popular woe of mismatched libido and a woman's sex drive post hysterectomy and one husbands experience. Another wife wants to know how she can feel that passion again leading up to sex- they "do it" 3-4 times a week but its oh so routine..what to do? Today's topic of the hour; anal play- with no anal sex. Fingers, mouth, his and hers- lets dive on in=)Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off.Beducated: Get 24 HOURS FREE using code "JORDYN" + 50% off yearly subscription. Go to : https://beducate.me/pd2331-jordynLike audio erotica? Join the Patreon! THH MERCH : www.thhmerch.com LIVE AUGUST 1st 8:00AM PSTask anonymously : www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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Jul 24, 2023 • 55min

141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.

Are their women who actually like swallowing cum? I polled the listeners on this question and more! Todays listener questions include a husband whose wife might need to shower more even though he is still DTF. One woman wants her man to eat her out but he says it smells too bad- what should she do? Todays topic of the hour: 9 TYPES OF DIRTY TALK- everything from "instructions" to "humiliation" to "fantasy roleplay/storytelling" take notes!THH MERCH LAUNCHES AUGUST 1ST. 12:00AM www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comlike audio erotica? Join the PATREONUberlube: Get 10% + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at checkout.Microdose Gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com and get 30% off your first order using code "Housewife" at checkout.Every Plate: Get $1.49 per meal for your first box going to Everplate.com/podcast and using code "Housewife"
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Jul 17, 2023 • 1h 16min

140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper

HEY YALL. Today Sitrling Cooper is here giving us all the tips and tricks. Today we are deep diving what it means to give good head, men and women take notes. From stellar oral, bedroom icks and mismatched libido..were covering it all. Listener questions include a horny housewife with a wandering eye wants to know how she can get her marriage on track while having a deep longing for hotter(MORE) sex. Another listener (59 male) struggles to maintain erections due to mentally f*cking himself....how to overcome and more this EP. Tune in now. Like audio erotica join the patreon!Checkout todays guest at www.stirlingcooper.comBeducated: Go to https://beducate.me/lm2329-jordyn and get the Oral Sex Training Guide Video FREEBlueChew: Get your first months supply free using code "Housewife" at checkout!advertising: admin@pleasurepodcast.comemail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comask anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com
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Jul 10, 2023 • 1h 3min

139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.

Todays EP explores the challenges and joys of maintaining intimacy and connection in a long-term relationship while navigating parenthood. It highlights the importance of mindset, communication, and intentional efforts to keep the spark alive. Starting off I am reminiscing on my own dating app days and beg to ask the question is love actually enough to make it the long haul. Todays listener questions include a woman who says her "issue" is being too wet down there...aka excessive lubrication- lets talk about it! Another listener follows up on finding her husbands ex on his phone...naked. Lastly fantasy land....its okay to fantasize about porn...but what about other IRL people....human nature & right and wrong... lets chat=) tune in now!like audio erotica? join the patreon!Uberlube: get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" at Uberlube.comMicrodose gummies: Learn more about microdosing THC at microdose.com plus get 30% off your first order +free shipping by using code "housewife" at checkout.
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Jul 3, 2023 • 59min

138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.

Normalize ED, PE, drying pussy's, and awkward convo's- we get older and things change and seasons bring on new sh!t-roll with it, what is the other option? Today's listener question's include a husband whose wife wont kiss after he eats her out and desires kissing during penetration, is this something he is "stuck" dealing with? Another listener wants to know if c*mming in her anus is a no- no, or a go-for it type thing?! Lastly we have a listener who found her husbands naked ex pictures on his phone- is this totally inappropriate or should she give him a pass?Like audio erotica ?! > Join the Patreon!Get started with Athena Club today by shopping in-store at Target nationwideEveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code "49housewife".BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE with code "housewife" at checkout at bluechew.comSubmit a listener question anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com
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Jun 26, 2023 • 56min

137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.

A husband desiring his wife to be louder in bed, a man curious if he is doomed with his current refractory period (aka how long till next climax) and a man whose wife forbids him to listen to the podcast- all in todays listener question segment. Today Im joined with the host of "The Pleasure Principals" Dr Jordin Wiggins, we discuss mismatched libidos, masturbations, vulva anatomy, the effects of stress/high cortisol levels on sex drive and burnout in the bedroom. Dr. Jordin with her expert knowledge as well as personal experience is dishing the goods and inspiring us to prioritize our pleasure! Tune in now=) Listen to "The Pleasure Principals with Dr. Jordin Wiggins" here.Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon.Beducated: try 24 hours FREE using code "JORDYN" at Beducated.com Visit: https://beducate.me/pd2325-jordynUberlube: Get 10% + free shipping using code "Housewife" at Uberlube.comFeeld App: Download the Feeld app going to Feeld.co/housewife and get their premium subscription on the house for one month!Follow me on social media: IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcastEmail the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.comAdvertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

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