Dad Meat

We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the midst of all this. Sid discusses why he is an extraordinary debater while also telling us why he became the unofficial mayor of his hometown. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.

Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he spends a significant amount of time in gravity boots, suspended upside down, while also describing a possibly supernatural encounter with a hammered oracle at a comedy show.

Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes in swingin' on this bad boy in what was easily a cast for the ages. Latex cheeks are busted, knives are pulled and the boys are back to rubbin' birds the way God intended.

This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley's perv for pay account before settling a simmering beef between Tim and Foley centering upon dead heartthrob, Paul Walker (RIP).

Fresh off a butcher job at the barbershop, Mike licks his wounds with Tim's help and they get into a heartwarming, and nearly housewarming, turkey fire, nu-metal wiggers and the horror of revealing to your wife that you are an Aaron Lewis impersonator.

Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to go to trampoline parks by yourself. Unzip your pants, let a bass heavy fart rip and settle in to this bad boy.

We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and workplace hot dog gun shootings. PS go grab a shirt at https://dadmeat.com

We're warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time children's YouTuber, but unfortunately tempers flare once again and Gint Swag gets caught in the middle of another knife duel.

We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of programming harder. Celebrate our peenceanera with us and give yourself something to listen to while you inch closer and closer to sucking yourself sideways.