Dad Meat

While wishing one another a happy anniversary to commemorate our appearance on the Tonight Show six years ago, we admit to having some sour feelings about the experience, but agree that the highlight was that so many Middle Eastern perverts were able to wreck their meat to us on national TV. Tim also recounts a very sweet and sincere birds and the bees talk with his son that was heavier on birds than bees.

A star-studded return to the studio features the triumphant return of Mr. Tubs and the debut of Chef Chipper. These two put on a self-made man clinic, getting dick deep in the nuances of entrepreneurship and the value in charitable acts before topping the whole enchilada off with a bird warming story from Tubs about porking his wife in a Cleveland casino.

Fresh off an incredible 36 hours in the wilderness, we look back fondly at the fires we gathered ‘round, the waterfalls we chased and the friendships we cemented. David James then kicks us into high gear talking about his new album, Kidnapping Season, available now on Apple Music.

We were honored to have a first class friggin’ sweet boy on this bad boy as we welcome LeMaire Lee. LeMaire rips our friggin’ hearts out of our chests talking about how he wants to settle down with a lucky lady and destroy tables during You-Gi-Oh battles with his son. The man has gone from Detroit to Amish country so he is bringing a lot to whatever table he ends up smashing.

This bad boy starts off blazing hot as Tim reveals he may have in fact become so mentally powerful that he burned a problematic neighbor’s house to the ground with his spicy thoughts. Spud then picked everyone right the fuck back up when he revealed that he has surpassed every goal that he set for himself at the beginning of the year, which set the stage for McCusker to get into Psych Naw, his new program designed to provide guidance for dawgs who that wanna level up to unprecedented heights.

Only blue pill we’re taking here is the kind that makes you rock hard. Other than that, we’re crushing up red pills and snorting them, getting to the bottom of Dusty Dave’s trash fire and our guest Chris O’Connor having a nervous breakdown after getting pissed on by a classmate.

We were blessed with the presence of Mary Radzinski, one of the greatest stand up comics in the game. She was hilarious as usual, but also went full Dad Meat, talking about the importance of perspective and surrounding yourself with high level friends and a beefcake firefighter boyfriend. Head over to the Patreon for the second half - https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

We were blessed with the presence of Mike Cannon, who came through swinging a fat bird that he has wielded ever since becoming a prominent child athlete that opponents feared and diddler umps lusted after. Mike has since become one of the best stand up comics out there and his special, Life Begins, is all the proof you need.

We dive deep into the nuance of numetal with DelCollo and it creates some surprising tension. All good now though. JDC rules.

Shane Gillis, a talented stand-up comedian, brings his humor to the table while discussing a range of unforgettable topics. He shares hilarious experiences involving English hookers and the absurdities of desert life. The conversation swings from the pressures of the NFL draft to the comedic dynamics surrounding relationships in sports. Shane also dives into unconventional experiences and the quirks of life in small towns, blending candid storytelling with sharp wit. Prepare for a deep laugh and an insightful critique of societal norms!