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The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky who makes the quickest fifty bucks in history. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Check out Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products and free shipping.

We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals on probation. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products.

The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having your dad send you to the arcade so he could put your mom through the motel headboard and calling coke dealers on Sunday morning. Head over to the Patreon for part two of this episode to get some juicy new sketch info from McKeever that is sure to make your bird wiggle. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into Six's burgeoning private detective career and discuss a potential crimefighting partnership with The Rain Train. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.

Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his house from being engulfed in flames, but getting such a ringing commendation from firefighters on the scene that it compelled Mike to swear Tim in as an official volunteer firefighter. The episode ends with an unexpected hockey conflict that uproots the foundation of Dad Meat. Join us for part 2 of this bad boy at patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast for as little as $1 a month.

If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad dead child after the way we acted tonight, delving deep into such bad boy topics as gerbil suicide, nightclub fires and 90's sitcom stars that made our birds wiggle.

We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a guardian angel to a lost Dominican dog who was reunited with his owner. This one heats up to a scorching hot Patreon episode which features a near in-studio death.

We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tunes interpretation of the Capitol storming. Shoutout shaftmcnulty for the title. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out our sponsor Manscaped.com and use Promo Code: FATBIRD for 20% off all orders plus free shipping.

We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.