We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.
