Dad Meat

We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll made in Tim's likeness. Tim gives his blessing while riding high from a weekend filled with fun, food and backyard gymnastics, or dare I say...Tymnastics.

The Heskiest Man Alive, James Hesky, joins us again and we are instantly popped off, getting right into Tim defacing the most sacred of religious idols and ultimately ending up with frat house hijinks butt play.

A new day dawns as Tim leaves District 9 for the rolling hills of Northeast Philly. Joining us is our boy Sidney Gantt of Two Jacked Bros Podcast, as we look back fondly on Tim's eventful moving day which featured a lively cast of crackheads, hit and run drivers and Latino Freddy Kruegers.

We are joined by one of the most prolific comedians, writers, and illustrators to ever grace the Dad Meat airwaves. Doogie Horner joins birds with us to discuss his books, processing grief and Italian horror. The episode is bittersweet, as it is likely the last episode that Tim does from his home in the hood and it's almost as though the dirt bikes and Honda Civic sound systems on his street can sense it, giving him a 21 reggaeton salute.

We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim's block to get to the bottom of Chris nearly having his foot cut off, as well as sing the praises of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Oral Presentations on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Malcolm X Yelp review. Tim is unapologetic and drunk with prank power. Guest David James joins the show to wrangle Tim and Mike, attempting to save them from becoming mortal enemies.

The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5'2" retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into Part 2 on the patreon which ends with the hardest we have ever laughed on the podcast.

If you're into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in public arguments, hood videos and race-specific hydration.

The vibes weren't right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Program evaluations are in full effect and we decide to only get stronger from here on out, bubs.

There was nothing we could do to resist the seductive charm of our guest Collie Tyrrell and his thick Irish brogue. It completely disarmed us, stripped us of our clothes and insecurities and led to a rich discussion on regression into wiggerhood, egomaniacal gynecologists and the expression of our ever-growing love for the Bubs.