

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Jun 22, 2018 • 4min
52 - Metro Boomin (Preview)
Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode. All proceeds from this month's Patreon support will go toward helping immigrants with legal help at Immigrant Defenders Law Center, or you can donate directly to them at their link. This week we continue covering the horror at the border, but with the benefit of a relatively good bit of news: the Metro DC DSA action that saw protestors confronting DHS Director Kirstjen Nielson while she dined at a DC restaurant. Plus, we recount our experiences at a local city hall meeting concerning the California Sanctuary State law, and the real-life minions we encountered. And finally, we stumble onto what may be the most important story of our generation: the identity of Qanon

Jun 18, 2018 • 1h 16min
51 - "I Hate The Children"
This week we address the utterly cruel Trump administration policy of separating immigrant children from their families, and the various apologia supporting it, including: "the Bible," "the Democrats," and "I have cancer." Also, we're giving this month's Patreon proceeds to Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Come to the Inland Empire DSA meeting this Wednesday, 7:30pm, in Riverside, CA. Get a bonus episode of MDC every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Jun 11, 2018 • 1h 27min
49 - Dead Inside? You Decide
This week the cult has a show about a take about a take about a take, starting with Rudy Giuliani's heinous comments about sex workers and expanding outward to first cover MSNBC, and then the right wing in general. Also: Bill Maher has an amazing take on how the left is going to win this thing: tank the economy! Put people out of work to own Trump. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and to be entered into a drawing to win a free MDC T-shirt.

Jun 8, 2018 • 5min
48 - Why So Saarious? (Preview)
Listen to this and every weekly bonus episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause, and the Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand

Jun 4, 2018 • 1h 32min
47 - Minion Goes To College
This week a bona-fide professor helps The Cult take on the college campus free speech crisis--with a twist! We're talking about a story from Stanford University wherein a conservative professor conspired with Republican students to conduct opposition research on a liberal student in an effort to "crush" them. Also: we cover the No Safe Spaces documentary about the way conservative good boys like Ben Shapiro and Tim Allen are being "spooked" by the left. Hear the rest of our episode with Michael on the Coal Barron bailout at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

May 31, 2018 • 9min
46 - Roseanne Sensitivity Training (preview)
Listen to this and every premium episode for $3/month at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the cult does its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior, and we're joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session on Tuesday Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program. Also: Roseanne gets fires for continuing to be super racist, and the internet does not take it well.

May 28, 2018 • 1h 31min
45 - MS-13 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter
This week we talk to writer and twitter provocateur Rob Rousseau about his extremely funny tweet and the extremely funny response from Fox News, The Daily Wire, and the conservative commentariat at large Plus: Real America scores a touchdown as Trump makes the football man stand for the America song

May 25, 2018 • 3min
44 - Confederate Foods of America (preview)
Go to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode This week the pope tells a gay guy that God is cool with him being gay, and facebook is not cool with that Also: some millennials dont like Chick Fil A, and it's a major problem.

May 21, 2018 • 1h 28min
43 - Robert E Leigh
Hear every episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week the Cult covers the confirmation of the first ever female CIA director who also happened to oversee a black site in Thailand dedicated to the torture of detainees Also: the news hits close to home, when the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department "comes" "under" "scrutiny" over a photo of one of their deputies praying. This is sick stuff, folks! listen to the Intercepted podcast for more information on Gina Haspel and the CIA's propaganda campaign on her behalf

May 19, 2018 • 18min
42 - Like Love Laugh (preview)
Go to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode delivered straight to your podcast app The Death Cult earns its name today by celebrating the carnage in Gaza this week, and we're documenting it. We also cover the arguments for slave labor, and one peculiar argument against it.