Minion Death Cult

In a supersized episode this week, we cover the dissolution of the Iran deal and the celebratory fervor it unleashed in the Death Cult but, more importantly, we talk about the viral idea of "diaper-change consent" between parents and toddlers, and how it's setting the world ablaze. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Thursday including all past episodes

For every episode of Minion Death Cult, visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult & get a private feed of weekly premium episodes in your podcast app. This week the Cult covers the plethora of bad takes around the music video for Childish Gambino's "This Is America," including such gems as: "Black people care about police shootings but dont care when their friend kills 5 people over an argument." and "How come this music video has to be from a black person's perspective?" also: We cover the single most animating incident on the right wing this week: John McCain denying Donald Trump an invite to his own funeral. It's basically 300 comments of Deplorables telling John McCain, decorated POW, to burn in hell.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every Thursday as well as access to all past premium eps. This week the Cult documents the wall-to-wall outrage over the Boy Scouts' decision to allow girls to join their ranks. We get mind-boggling takes, including a LOT of people who can't stop focusing on children's genitalia. Also: Rudy Giuliani's legendary appearance on Hannity last week, and how the Q-Anon community is taking the news.  

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week This week we cover the rich vein of terrible responses to the Cosby conviction, which range from: "This is cool, but I'm pissed that #metoo gets credit" to "Why weren't these women prosecuted for taking the drugs Cosby gave them?" We also cover the NRA's incredible revelation that guns are dangerous and that their conference with Trump will in fact be a gun-free zone. There are also, surprisingly, some bad takes here. 

It's our Kanye / Stryper episode unlocked!  Kanye endorses Candace Owens after watching her yell at black people to get over slavery and Stryper organizes their righteous army of christian metalheads against the satanists at Walmart, who refuses to sell their new album in stores 

This week the Cult documents awful takes about the Toronto Incel Terrorist from both incels and normies, and we cover the knock-down brawl between comedian Michelle Wolf and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House Correspondents Dinner, including a totally viral clapback from a totally fake Huckabee Sanders Facebook page.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every week. If you enjoy the show, support us by rating and reviewing the show in your apple podcasts app. This week The Cult takes on the Waffle House shooting and explains how the young man who disarmed the shooter is simultaneously "one of the good ones" and also a cuck who let the shooter get away. Also: we take the high road and choose not to dedicate and entire segment to the alt right / fascists / nationalists who severely owned us in the comments section of our sponsored facebook post.

Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday and access to all past premium episodes.   This week we tackle Kanye's recent endorsement of African American Conservative Spokeswoman Candice Owens, and Walmart is refusing to sell the new Stryper album in stores, probably because of discrimination.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday   This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action." "Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people." "Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln." AND The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and therefore had to be arrested: "Cops were just doing their jobs by arresting innocent black men." (tru) "The black guys planned this in order to cause racism." "You cant just chill at Starbucks. Relaxation is theft."

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers. Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.