Minion Death Cult

Listen to every episode of Minion Death Cult for $3.11/mo at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   The world is ending. Yacht untiers and thot deniers are responsible. We're documenting it.   This week we have two stories, each with only one good take possible. We discuss the others   1. A story of female-on-male sexual harassment goes viral, leading some to say "it's good that this is getting some recognition in media" and leading others to say "that guy is gay."   2. Betsy DeVos has her Yacht "vandalized." If you think this is at all funny, you're probably antifa (no really. we mean that in a good way)

The world is ending. Facebook is cops. We're documenting it. A woman has her praying hand pried apart by police in her own home; who does facebook side with?? Alex Jones gets temporarily banned from facebook. Who does Ted Cruz side with?? Watch our first full video episode on Youtube and subscribe to help us get our custom url!  

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode of Minion Death Cult. The world is ending. Sidewalk-Slammin' Socialists are responsible. We're documenting it. In one of the wildest, most MDC episodes ever, the Daily Caller has a story about a harrowing DSA rally, wherein the author nearly found her humanity. The comments section reacts to this news with nazi comparisons, ACDC references, and the threat of shooting civilians. Plus, Donald Trump gets his Hollywood star absolutely crushed, and facebook will NOT "fuhgiddaboutit"

The world is ending. Opinionated, political piano men are responsible. We're documenting it. Billy Joel wants to crack Nazi skulls. People who totally aren't nazis don't like that. We get one of our most repulsive comment sections from Mediaite. "Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos": the meme that launched 50k laugh reacts. If God wanted you to have that many holes, he would've given them to you at birth, etc. Subscribe to Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week. Subscribe to our youtube account for a video version of the episode every week as soon as I can get my shit together. 

The world is ending. PC Pizza Traitors and Un-decorous anti-monarchists are responsible. We're documenting it. Papa John goes to racial sensitivity training and promptly says the N word. Trump goes to England and befouls the queen with his impertinent walking style. Libs are furious.

This week we do a deep-dive on the closed feedback loop of the #walkaway campaign, a "movement" that purports to represent liberals walking away from the Democratic Party by the thousands. Join our own movement at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear this episode 

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we have a cult leader shake-up, and Leigh joins us to talk about a couple very serious issues: How the emasculation of modern dogs is making them afraid of fireworks and a Police Officer posts a call-to-action on his facebook page about the dirty burger he was served at Burger King  

This week we cover the Supreme Court's Janus ruling and Anthony Kennedy's subsequent retirement. [Anime Butterfly Meme] The butterfly is labeled "the destruction of public sector unions." Anime boy labeled "Fox News": "Is this a win for government workers?" We also cover Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's DSA victory in New York, and how for some reason the coporate media isn't cool with that. Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every episode This week, Liberals and Liberal publications like USA Today and The Washington Post clutch their pearls at leftist activism while the president of the United States repeatedly calls a sitting congresswoman a stupid man. A conservative facebook page argues that if conservatives want to win this civil war, they must be willing to do the unthinkable--protest outside of Maxine Waters' house. Finally, the libs celebrate victory as alcohol prices (abroad) go up due to Trump tariffs, and Bikers For Trump disavows Harley Davidson, previously the most honest, down-to-earth motorcycle manufacturer around.

Another unarmed black kid is killed by the cops, and we have the biggest-brained white-hot takes for you folks, plus a couple warm takes from seemingly unlikely allies. Also, a small-business hero demonstrates her plucky ingenuity by kicking the Gorgeous Sarah Huckabee Sanders out of her restaurant, and this of course means civil war. Subscribe to patreon.com/miniondeathcult and for $3.11 you'll get a bonus episode every week. We're donating all the Patreon money from June to Immigrant Defenders Law Center, so if you're going to subscribe, do it now. You can also donate directly at immdef.org/donate