Minion Death Cult

We celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11. Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the White House lawn. Also: Orange County high schoolers are racist, and patriotism is weird. Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week: Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn't get any weirder, or more eccentric, dude goes on Joe Rogan and RIPS A FAT BLUNT. Of course, the nerds on Wall Street got triggered about it and sent Tesla stocks plummeting, but you know, it just made me like that sick bastard even more. Oh, and a cop shot a man in his own apartment because she thought she was the one who lived there. Think that's bizarre? You should hear the takes from Fox News. Watch and Subscribe on YouTube Support at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a weekly bonus episode    

What would it be like if corporations consulted REAL Americans before producing ads? I think it would go a little something like the intro to this week's bonus episode.   Plus: An Anon Op Ed saves the day by proclaiming that the author is good.   Alex Jones picks on Marco Rubio in a bizarre fashion and a man electrocutes children to keep them off his lawn.   Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

In honor of Labor Day, we're talking workers' rights, the unfortunate strength of police unions, and a potential new holiday: Capital Day Also: Nike debuts a new ad featuring Colin Kapernick, and wouldn't you know it? White people are freakin' pissed! MY DAD DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AD, YOU PIECE OF SH*T. Watch and subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Support on patreon and get a bonus episode every week: http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Get a bonus episode every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult Subscribe to the youtube page at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ Preorder the t-shirt at miniondeathcult.com This week, last week, and every week for the rest of our lives, the right wing will be exploiting the murder of Mollie Tibbetts to further their nationalist agenda. Milo Yiannopoulos has a particularly deranged take, and his facebook follows are worried about him! We're documenting it.  

Listen to the full episode at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult UNC students just dont care about history and tear down another confederate statue. The US just doesn't care about old age and deports a 95 year-old Nazi.  Millennials just dont care about boobs, and another Hooters closes. We're documenting it. 

The world is ending. The Antichrist and The Antifa are responsible, we're documenting it. Thanks to mean ol' Antifa, the Unite The Right Rally 2 was a huge bust. Hope you're happy. It's lock and load time. Also: Satanist unveiled their monument on at the Little Rock capital building! Probably permanently! I'm damn pissed as hell! It's lock and load time. Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/k6TRLCacGkM

Support the show and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/miniondeathcult The world is ending. Being racist against people being racist against reverse racism is responsible. We're documenting it. Fox News brought on Terrence K Williams as part of their effort to be outraged against a New York Times reporter's supposed anti-white racism, and he ended up making fortune cookie and panda jokes about her. Several times over. Literally the same jokes about 3 times each. Oops! We go through his fanbase, finding white boomers eager to use faux outrage as an excuse to unleash SUPER corny racism on the comments section.

Our world is on fire. We're documenting it. Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out. Watch and subscribe on Youtube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ

The world is ending. Catching feelings instead of pop flies is responsible. We're documenting it. A guest joins us to talk about how yahoo tries to make its readers gay by subjecting them to video baseball players comforting each other in the dugout. Also, an entire police department quits, and we all agree to hunger strike until their demands are met. Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaXrtTt4xoQhrHQeZyWIRoQ