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This week we cover two supremely stupid stories: Outrage over the fact that a muslim woman will appear on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which of course means civil war, doom, and that my son won’t be able to cum. Also, a burger restaurant displays a racist, troop-humping bumper sticker, a local patron objects on social media, and the right wing come out in droves to tell her why we don't speak "Japaneses" Support the show at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

As a thank you to our patrons, we present our first full-length bonus episode in a lot of months. It's a Doozy! www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult We cover the utterly stupid "Easter Worshippers" controversy in the wake of the Sri Lankan terror attacks, wherein American Christians found an even greater tragedy: they didn't get name-dropped. Also: Buttigieg is literally causing the end of the world by being gay And: Sanders' proposal to grant inmates voting rights generates some of the dumbest discourse we've seen on the show.

Tune in this week to www.Patreon.com/miniondeathult for a full-length bonus episode in our regular format For this episode, we deviate from the course and cover Clint Eastwood's 2018 greatest generation/boomer, under-appreciated dad wish-fulfillment film, "The Mule." Buy the shirt www.miniondeathcult.com  

Buy the shirt: www.miniondeathcult.com Support the show ad get hours of bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week in an otherwise goofy episode, we're forced to address the ongoing campaign to link Ilhan Omar to 9/11, specifically those from Trump and Dan Crenshaw. To respond, we revisit Rep. Crenshaw's old Facebook group and review a few group posts from his time as admin. They're bad. Also, the boomers win a battle in the culture war as Texas brings cursive back to school curricula. How else will these kids be able to read the constitution? Finally, a swarm of bees attack an Arizona Islamic mosque filled with muslims, and we visit a comment section filled with some of the most babyish bigotry we've ever seen.

Listen to a deleted segment from this episode by subscribing at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Bryn and Chris from Beep Beep Lettuce join us to talk about the weird, horny Democratic response to Joe Biden's creepiness, and the free-speech Ben Shapiro/Libertarian logic-nerd response to AZU students being arrested for protesting border patrol agents on their campus Buy the Minion Death Cult shirt at www.miniondeathcult.com Listen to Beep Beep Lettuce at https://beepbeeplettuce.podbean.com Exit music: Pile - The Soft Hands of Stephen Miller

Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and get 40+ hours of bonus episodes, including a lengthy bonus segment from this episode. This week, Brett Payne of Street Fight (https://soundcloud.com/streetfightwcrs) helps us do a deep-dive on McB of McB'$ Men's Fashion in St. Petersburg Florida, a small-business owner own who posted his way into financial ruin, both online and irl. "After devoting 10 years of my life, and great service here with McB's in downtown City of St. Petersburg, Florida USA​. The new, rotten, Entitled, and mainly FEMINIST within the LGTBQ community have ruined my business, reputation, and life. They are truly Evil people. Not only should they all be sued civilly for such false public slander, but in some circumstances should do some serious Jail time" Also: we cover the Jussie Smollett incident, the conservative reaction, and the Chicago PD's handling of the case. Support the new anti-capitalist studio Means TV, and their effort to create a horizontally-organized platform for leftist content at https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/lets-build-means-tv

This week: The liberals forced us to address The Mueller Report, and the striking similarities between the "Save Us Mr. Mueller" faction and Q-anon DoubleTree Inn gets cancelled with extreme prejudice after refusing to serve a group of 600 troops and a humble businesswin facebook account tells us how to raise our giant, beautiful son.

This week: We address the New Zealand attack and the reality that conservatives in this country are far more radicalized than most of us want to admit Socialism gets a neutral writeup in our local newspaper, and we ask the DSA how they achieved such a monumental feat. Fox News dominates right wing facebook, as Judge Jeanine Pirro is reprimanded and bumped from her timeslot for Islamophobia, Donna Brazile is hired, and Tucker Carlson is attacked by Media Matters for the petty offense of fantasizing about 14 year-old girls. Buy the shirt: www.miniondeathcult.com

This week: DL Hughley's facebook page tries to drive a wedge between the black community and Ilhan Omar The MAGA crowd responds to accusations of fragile masculinity by being violently confused about what "fragile masculinity" means and Q Anon plans a civil war over the DNC refusing to let Fox News host a democratic primary debate Plus: We respond to Bernie's stance on sex work and reparations

THE SHIRTS ARE READY miniondeathcult.com This week: Facebook reacts to Rashida Tlaib calling Mark Meadows a racist, by being very extremely racist "Hard working Americans" respond to Kamala Harris's call for a living wage by being really fricken stoked on working 3 jobs and selling bits of their own bodies to pay the rent. and Trump Train members respond in a truly bizarre fashion to a news story about a man fighting a mountain lion (kitten) to the death AGAIN, THE SHIRTS ARE READY miniondeathcult.com Support the show at http://patreon.com and get access to ~40 bonus episodes. Rate, review, and witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family