Minion Death Cult

This week we cover the filthy democraps using their crazy democrap language (Spanish) during the primary debates last week, and a man learns how to kill, skydive, and preach the word of God without the help of Gillette Razors. Bonus episodes at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Zeta - "¿Cuándo rendirse significa ganar?"

Qanon responds to the US/Iran tension by claiming Obama did it Liberals say Biden can't be racist because he worked for a black guy, and that Cory Booker is cancelled Support the show and get bonus content at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

Straight people want their straight pride flag, but an evil Canadian mayor stole it from them. Also they want other flags. As long as they're not gay. Also, Kay Jewelers won't let a straight cop into their store to buy his heterosexual engagement ring. The sheriff’s department is coming for them, and all of facebook is coming with them. Music: G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day of Revenge Support the show and get bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and hear every episode.   This week we cover the recently released Plain View Project database for racist, reactionary, and generally bloodthirsty posts and comments made by cops. It's some sick, moronic stuff, folks.

This week: Lil Nas X steals white culture by wearing jeans Lady & The Tramp erases white culture by excluding a racist song from the live action remake Camping World defends white culture by flying a flag so large that it is illegal in North Carolina. Listen to our interview with https://merrygoroundmagazine.com on the newest episode of the Merry-Go-Roundtable podcast Support the show and get bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathult  Music: Omar Rodriguez-Lopez - Not Even Toad Loves You

This week the Cult discovers and nurtures our inner Loqueesha as we cover the modern Mrs. Doubtfire, a bafflingly earnest film about a white man who pretends to be a sassy black woman to get hired as a self-help radio personality. Listen to weekly bonus content at www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult all the proceeds this month will be going to www.abortionfunds.org 

Brynne Musser, a public health advocate from Missouri, joins us for an entire episode on the spate of anti-abortion laws in various US states (it's important, OK?) We cover this ridiculous, self-contradicting legislation and the bad takes it necessarily generated in supporters, including: equating wombs to slums, newborns as criminal evidence, and substituting "early delivery" for abortion. This month's proceeds from http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult will go to the Nation Network of Abortion Funds, or you can and should donate to them directly at http://abortionfunds.org For Alabama-specific abortion advocacy, donate to http://yellowhammerfund.org and to help organize for reproductive justice in Alabama, visit http://facebook.com/hometownaction  Music: Bjork - It's Not Up To You

Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for every episode and a chance to win a commemorative US/DPRK Summit coin.

This week Jack Allison of Struggle Session (@strugglesesh) helps us cover the worst website in existence, The LPA, an organization designed to help landlords suppress any modicum of human compassion they may have once had. Also, the STRIKEingly bad takes generated by the Uber/Lyft labor action. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult or retweet this episode from www.twitter.com/miniondeathcult for a chance to win an official North Korea Summit commemorative coin featuring the two leaders of the natural world: Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump. Music: Show Me The Body - Camp Orchestra

www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  New episode where everyone on facebook has a totally normal one over Alex Jones and Laura Loomer getting kicked off the platform Also, we cover the time a couple weeks ago Trump offhandedly said that people should get the measles shot and Qanon facebook imploded. Bonus episode out this week on a fake petition to get Brie Larsen to resign from Captain Marvel if she likes POC so much. www.Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Listen to our appearance on Political Fun Time Happy Hour Deluxe Buy the shirt www.miniondeathcult.com