Minion Death Cult

This week we cover various hilarious reactions to Bernie's candidacy, and respond to the response to the response to the response of a 1971 John Wayne interview where he compared black people to paralyzed infants. Enjoy! Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get access to like 50 hours of bonus episodes.

This week The Cult celebrates the wonderful National Emergency and tackles an incredibly wild comment section about a 91 year-old USPS retiree. "Trump 'is' the 'leader' of the 'executive' branch" "Nancy Pelosi, I'm your Huckleberry" "I wish the government would take *my* land to build the wall" "Millennials are too lazy to work for 69 years and then die" "My dad is 70 and still works, and this is good for some reason"  

This week, we imagine what life would be like under a President Cory Booker Cover the conservative reaction to a Boy Scout kneeling during the pledge (they mostly just want to beat and kill him) And hear how Kyrsten Sinema is going to be assassinated by the Democrats for clapping during the state of the union. 

This week it's a very personal episode of MDC as a guest tells us about her mother coming to the defense of a colorblind white guy on Amber's facebook page, depositing such pearls of wisdom as "good thing I didn't abort you," and "more white men died abolishing slavery than black men" In the second half of the show, we discuss the incredibly measured right wing response to New York's new abortion law, as facebook commenters worry that Andrew Cuomo is going to abort grandma.

I'm still settling into my new place/state, so here's a bizarre Patreon-only episode from last year. This week the Cult takes on two candidates for office openly advocating for pedophilia, one of whom can't stop posting on Facebook, and the other of whom created entire forums dedicated to the cause. The Washington Post somehow makes this the fault of a Democratic governor. Also: Bernie Sanders advocates for Disneyland workers, and that injustice will not stand

Flashback to last year when the cult did its own sensitivity training to address problematic behavior and were joined by Patrick Boswell, a Starbucks barista who actually attended the company's racial sensitivity training session. Filled with such woke-isms as "Be Color Brave," and "Look POC in the eyes," Patrick shares some of the training materials with us, as well as his experience in the program. Also: Roseanne gets fires for continuing to be super racist, and the internet does not take it well.

This week Minion Death Cult gets a visit from the Street Fight boys to talk Traditional Masculinity and Taco Bell's extreme hatred of senior citizen veterans. "Why doesn't anyone criticize traditional women's roles?" "Why shouldn't I teach my 5 year-old son to go beast on his classmates?" "I pray that God will give this 70 year-old veteran a job at Taco Bell" "Millennials gave me diarrhea" Listen to Street Fight Radio at streetfightradio.com or wherever you get podcasts

This week the right wing is frothing over two incredibly disrespectful congresswomen: Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez The first, guilty of calling Trump a motherf*cker as well as calling for his impeachment, is sentence to be eaten alive by pigs (we think this is a muslim reference? Everything else in the comments is) Second, guilt of the heinous crime of earnestly reenacting a dance number from Breakfast Club. There are three types of response to this video, and we bet you can guess two of them. Support the show by rating and reviewing on iTunes or donating at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Join the Death Cult and buy a shirt at www.miniondeathcult.com

Baby Jesus in a cage, North Carolina Sheriffs refusing to cooperate with ICE, genderqueer Santa Clauses. It's a rough time for conservatives this year. http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult

This week we address the plethora of bad takes surrounding holiday media, including A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Baby, It's Cold Outside. Also: Wall Street Bros are threatening to withhold their charms from female colleagues if this whole "#metoo" thing continues.