Minion Death Cult

This week for Patreon supporters, we cover the breaking news that Trump met the Minion, and how the reaction to this historic event further shapes our understanding of the Minion as a right-wing totem and Our review of Kanye - Jesus Is King http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

We celebrate MISCHIEF NIGHT with the scariest show on the internet: MINION DEATH CULT. Hosts Alexander Edward and Tony Boswell find the scariest, most deranged, and dumbest boomer posts online and read them slow enough to truly grasp their inanity. After sharing some dumb Halloween stories, we look at an evangelical plot to infiltrate costume shops, commemorate last years' Nov 4 Antifa supersoldier revolution, recall the Infowars hit piece on Jamie earlier this year, and close out with some Tim Pool Joker-posting.

For this halloween, we explore the living nightmare that is the Qanon movement, and how now that they're awake, they are unable to enjoy everything from their favorite holidays, to TV shows, to owls. Come see us on tour: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get every bonus episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Made Out Of Babies - Cooker  

This week: Kent State Poop Pants Gun Girl gets her server fired for posting about her after work and a FedEx Driver becomes a national hero after making a "patriotic adjustment" to some American flag pillows Subscribe to http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and get weekly bonus episodes See us on our west coast tour with street fight: http://miniondeathcult.com Donate to the server fired by Poop Girl : https://www.gofundme.com/f/justice-for-claudelia?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet  

Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult West Coast! Coe see us on tour with Street Fight in November: https://www.streetfightradio.com/left-coast-november-tour/ 

This week we cover indigenous people's day by way of A massively racist, pro-genocide Prager U video featuring Stephen Crowder and a scholarly article about Spongebob Squarepants being a violent colonizer Get tickets for our November west coast tour with Street Fight: https://www.streetfightradio.com/left-coast-november-tour/

A Change.org petition to draft Hillary for 2020 Kanye releases Kidz Bop for Christ and Q-anon loves it Listen to the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week we cover AOC's new baby-eating policy (sounds nice, but will it work?) and Hillary Clinton calls for the constitution to be shredded if Trump isn't impeached (kind of, but really) Listen to Minion Death Cult on Cold Pizza Party later this week Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week Music: Young Widows - Rose Window

For Patreon supporters: an exploration of killer cop Amber Guyer's Pinterest account, complete with homicidal minion memes, and a tangential discussion about the late-stage childhood boomers seem to be experiencing - also, an exploration of Young Americans Against Socialism and their old fans, old board of advisors, and old ideas - subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for this and every other bonus weekly episode

This week we recap the fallout of our Cop Rap episode wherein the rapping cop found us on social media, held us at gunpoint, and made us call Blue Line Soldiers a bop also, we cover a restaurant in Rifle, Colorado called Shooters, a grill where sexy lady's open-carry sexy gun's and feed large German tourists Supper the show and get bonus weekly content at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Stereolab - Brakhage