

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Dec 10, 2019 • 1h 29min
L.A.R.P. (Libertarians Against Racial Prejudice)
This week we cover the shootings of a Miami UPS driver & innocent bystander by the police during a standoff, the company's reaction to this reckless display of aggression, and laughable pro-cop takes from the comment section Also, The Libertarian Party Facebook page posts a token statement of anti-racism, and their followers aren't too happy! Music: Radiohead - Creep but it's All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

Dec 6, 2019 • 6min
Proud P.I.G. (clip)
Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes This week we cover: the response to the way I say Thanksgiving our Blue Lives Matter Nativity Scene logo created by Jake Miller, and the cop who got called a PIG in Starbucks. These people are sick, folks.

Dec 3, 2019 • 1h 30min
(Unlocked) I bet when you mention "Thanksgiving" at dinner you get corrected by your daughter
Due to popular demand, (and since we're running late on this week's episode) our Thanksgiving Patreon episode is now unlocked! Support the show and get weekly bonus episodes like this one at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult On this episode, we cover Cop Thanksgiving memes (they're a thing) and the right-wing freakout/misunderstanding around Friendsgiving Music: Jawbox - Savory

Nov 29, 2019 • 5min
I bet when you mention "Thanksgiving" at dinner you get corrected by your daughter
Happy Thanksgiving For this episode and every bonus episode, subscribe at http:///patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Nov 25, 2019 • 1h 23min
Please start something please start something please start something please start something please start something please start something
Important tour update: we are not on tour anymore This week we cover how over the weekend, the right wing pinned their hopes for a violent revolution on one drunk instagrammer who memed himself into a standoff with police and Pope Eliminates Pork from Banquet out of Respect for Muslims (via Breitbart . com) Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Lords - This Is Not A Song, Dumb Ass

Nov 22, 2019 • 6min
Erect & Protect (clip)
Hey! It's a recording of us live on the West Coast! Support the show and get the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult A county executive rules that a Maryland police department isn't allowed to accept a wooden Blue Lives Matter flag from a grateful child. Derangement ensues.

Nov 15, 2019 • 6min
No more anything with the Kellog in my house (Clip)
Cereal is shoving homosexuality DOWN MY THROAT and we should kill whoever put up that billboard making fun of Trump Support the show and get the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Nov 12, 2019 • 1h 16min
Spanking is Discipline. Hitting is violence.
This week: Princess Di at a Trump Rally???? Hitting your kids is bad... Not good??? and the IDF goes vegan to prove how much "all life is valued" Catch us on tour right now in the West Coast @ http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Nov 8, 2019 • 5min
You are struggling honeybun! (clip)
Get the full episode at: http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we're covering an interesting Jesse Watters segment in which he reads his mom's disappointed texts live on Fox News. For fun? For penance? As a display of suffering? Also, deleted scenes from our Black & Blue episode, including trailer talk, a shoehorned romantic ending, and some truly bizarre imdb reviews Music: Integrity - Abraxas Annihilation

Nov 5, 2019 • 1h 36min
Black and Blue ft. Kino Lefter
This week we're joined by Kino Lefter to review "Black and Blue," a dreadfully liberal movie about an African American police officer who's forced to choose between the Black Team and the Blue Team when she witnesses corrupt cops execute the nephew of a local gang leader. Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes See us on our west coast tour starting next week: http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Oxbow - Cold & Well-Lit Place