

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Jan 31, 2020 • 6min
Mr. Peanut must die as a statement that normal biological gender, relationships, and reproduction must die (clip)
We'll be getting back to our regular schedule of free episodes soon, but until then support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get an episode every week, even during these uncertain times. We review our recent dust-up with Yang Gang on twitter, examine Yang's proposals and how they're being portrayed by his proponents. and we examine unique expressions of grief over the loss of the beloved Mr. Peanut Music: Las Nubes - Deposit Slip

Jan 24, 2020 • 5min
I HAVE A LOT OF BULLETS! (clip)
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the Project Veritas hit job on Bernie Sanders' epic gritty meme field organizer and the conservative reaction. and Qanon finds a transgender baby doll in Russia, and it is apparently the devil.

Jan 20, 2020 • 1h 45min
All I know is my dad owns 10 houses in the neighboorhood and 2 are empty
In honor of our 311th patron, here's a bonus episode, unlocked for more content, support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alex shares the ballad of the Jeff Dunham guy, and we cover Moms 4 Housing getting evicted by militarized police in Oakland California, the fight to decommodify housing, and the right-wing and liberal response to these efforts.

Jan 10, 2020 • 5min
Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen (clip)
It's the Iran episode Get episodes even when I'm working 14hr days at http://patreon.com/minindeathcult

Jan 7, 2020 • 5min
The Stranger Things kids with their cool new pizza tattoos.. (clip)
Newsflash: work still sucks in 2020. Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get episodes even when work prevents us from releasing free episodes ----- Two bits of good news! (three, if you count the release of this episode) Those cops who threw Nazi salutes in their class photo might actually get fired. Some folks are upset. The Stranger Things kids got cute temporary pizza tattoos! Looks like Qanon found out about it! Music: Pissed Jeans - Love Without Emotion

Dec 31, 2019 • 1h 18min
My grandchildren posing with the POTUS Home Alone 2, my favorite clip from the movie.
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation removed Our President Trump's cameo from Home Alone 2 in 2014, so people are very mad at CBS and a Virginia school district plans to allow students one excused absence to protest, so we should shoot them Music: Nocturnal Habits - New Skin Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Dec 27, 2019 • 5min
Believe ft. Kino Lefter (clip)
Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we review Believe, a film about business owner Matthew Peyton who is assaulted and left for dead when he can’t afford to single-handedly finance the town’s annual Christmas pageant. He solves his and the town’s economic woes when he realizes he can replace his union staff with unpaid homeless people in exchange for sheltering them from the winter storm. This is not hyperbole.

Dec 20, 2019 • 4min
OAC and "THE POSSE" have been replaced! (clip)
For a bonus episode every week, subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the hip, new "Conservative Squad" who might be in for some politics if they get elected next year Also, a Mall Santa gets fired for wearing innocently wearing a Trump hat at work, probably because a sick jewish child asked him to

Dec 17, 2019 • 1h 22min
The Antifan Who Stole Christmas ft. The Antifada
This week we revisit a 2017 piece from the Boston Police Union magazine titled, "The Antifan Who Stole Christmas" A reaction to the enormous anti-racist Boston protest held directly after Charlottesville, "The Antifan" chronicles a pesky critter who wishes to destroy the town of Bhlueville and their holiday celebration. Also, a National Catholic Register article titled "Bernie Sanders Says Christians Need Not Apply For Public Office." Wild! Music: Low - Just Like Christmas Support the show and get weekly bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Dec 13, 2019 • 5min
Kamala is a C*p (clip)
Support the show on http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get access to a weekly bonus episode. This week we read a very interesting article titled: "‘Kamala is a cop’ was a racist narrative that killed Harris’s campaign dead," and we cover the response from Kamala facebook pages to her suspending her campaign Also, Nancy Pelosi says she can't hate Trump because she's a Catholic, but the group I HATE NANCY PELOSI! begs to differ. Music: Thundercat - Friend Zone