

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Sep 27, 2019 • 5min
Here's How To Talk To Kids About Abortion
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Sep 24, 2019 • 1h 25min
Cop Rap
This week we deep-dive on Forensic, a cop rapping about the issues cops face on a daily basis: hollow points to the chest, getting tantric with criminals, and biting wolves in the back Subscribe at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for weekly bonus episodes Music: Dead Prez - Police State

Sep 17, 2019 • 1h 15min
9/11, Baby
It's Death Cult season, folks. Owning a 16yo girl in order to ensure ecological collapse? That's a Death Cult. Celebrating a baby born on 9/11 at 9:11 and weighing 9lbs 11oz.? Better believe that's a Death Cult. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Torche - Reverse Inverted

Sep 9, 2019 • 1h 23min
Black People Are Woman of the World
This week we examine Jay-Z's philanthropic endeavor with the NFL and their mission to make inner-city Chicago youths listen to Real Music instead of (c)rap Also, Joe Biden bleeds from his eyes and MAGA facebook is surprisingly sympathetic. Music: @CountCaleb - Black Democrats Support the show and get bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Sep 5, 2019 • 3min
BRAINDEAD ELOI (clip)
This week the cult comes for two very nasty women and goes on wild tangents involving ancient filthy fish delicacies and unaborted bears. Support the show and get weekly bonus episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Sep 2, 2019 • 1h 26min
Extremely tall people, like De Blasio, are liars, cheats and thieves. (ft. Jake Flores)
This week Jake Flores of Pod Damn America joins us to discuss the utter tantrum the NYPD union threw at the firing of Eric Garner's killer--plus, the positive implications for the labor movement! Also, we cover the story of the Oregon ex-Marine who threatened to do genocide on Antifa, and his incredibly bizarre facebook profile. support the show and get weekly bonus content at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Third Eye Blind - Graduate

Aug 29, 2019 • 3min
That's b s it ain't chichrn (Clip)
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Aug 26, 2019 • 1h 15min
So.....I can't send dick pics to my wife?
This week we cover socialist propaganda in the classroom such as a poster that reads "I am woman, hear me vote" and Texas outlaws unsolicited dick pics, which we're of course very angry about. Listen to our episode of Kino Lefter this Wednesday where we laugh about Angel Has Fallen Support the show, get weekly bonus episodes, and a chance at winning a coveted Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Jay Som - Superbike

Aug 19, 2019 • 1h 17min
Bernie is Jewish. I don't like identity politics and I'm really confused feat. Psychic Dolphin Garage
This week Psychic Dolphin Garage helps us cover the Portland Proud Boy Rally, Israel's ban on Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, and a libertarian murder fantasy about red flag laws—all from the perspective of the truly confused. Support the show, get weekly bonus content, and a chance to win a Minion Death Coozie at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Leeway - Mark of the Squealer

Aug 15, 2019 • 4min
Apartheid Has ALWAYS Been Racist, And It Is The Blacks Who Did It (Clip)
Academic Study Shows Donald Trump Has Made America Less Racist http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult