

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Aug 30, 2020 • 6min
The fact that police would be more careful around my brown son than my white sons, that makes the police officer smart, because of statistics (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week including access to all previous bonus eps at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult We open the show a bit loose this week before getting into our normal format, discussing the right wing vigilante violence in Wisconsin and how we can respond We also take a long hard look at Abby Johnson, RNC speaker, subject of the pro-life film "Unplanned," advocate for racial discrimination against her adopted mixed-race son, and the weird liberal language her and her epic facts & logic husband are using to justify their abhorrent beliefs.

Aug 25, 2020 • 1h 34min
Letters from A Tampa Bay Jail (w/Brett Payne)
In our sequel to The Ballad of McB, we return to Florida's prodigal son Kevin McBride, diving into his newly released autobiography: Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist [sic] We read about the rise of feminism and decline of men, ushered in by feminist icons like Alanis Morissette, Nancy Grace, and OJ Simpson prosecutor Marcia Clark We also learn about the dangers of the LGBTQ movement and how it has led to an alarming increase in erectile dysfunction among men Visit http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult this Wednesday at 8pm PST for a live event featuring further selections from "Gents" Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - BBF3

Aug 23, 2020 • 7min
Thousands millions there's so many boats I didn't know they had do many boats I love boats (clip)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week Scot of the Border Boss podcast joins us to discuss a wonderful intersection of previous MDC subjects, as Chris Gephart of Conservative Grounds and the Operation Flagdrop facebook group join forces to set a Guinness World Record for, uh, Most Boats. Also, Dolly Parton says Black Lives Matter, and Breitbart readers respond with "Of course they do, just not as much as white lives."

Aug 16, 2020 • 1h 24min
I forgive Joe Biden. He has washed away his sins against our race. (w/ Kath Barbadoro)
This week Kath Barbodoro of the What A Time To Be Alive and Lie, Cheat and Steal podcasts joins us to discuss Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's VP pick and the insufferable liberal response. Also, Minneapolis allows toplessness in parks, leading to a tidal wave of angry, horny racism in the comment section of World Net Daily. Support the show for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Jefferson Airplane - She Has Funny Cars

Aug 15, 2020 • 5min
Why waste Donald Trump's deuce on Hillary? (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get access to over 100 hours of bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week a public school teacher expresses concerns about teaching classes over Zoom, specifically about conservative parents overreacting to his lessons, so they threaten to shoot him. Also: The NYT reports that Donald Trump would like to be on Mount Rushmore, something he has said publicly many times, but which is fake news, but isn't a bad idea now that you mention it! Conservatives and liberals react accordingly. Plus: A discussion about Hamilton and La La Land for some reason

Aug 11, 2020 • 1h 28min
Put a mask on a child and they are unable to nonverbally communicate to anyone who might be able to help them
This week Jared Holt of Right Wing Watch and the SH!TPOST podcast joins us to discuss the sudden right wing focus on child trafficking and pedophilia as a counter narrative to the popular BLM and MeToo movements, the different subsets of the right wing and their specific reasons for employing this campaign, and how it's trickling into normie corners of social media Also, far right christians respond to Jerry Falwell Jr. stepping down as president of Liberty University over a risqué photo he posted to instagram, among other things Get a premium episode every week for only $3.11/month at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult Listen to SH!TPOST wherever you get podcasts or subscribe at shtpost.substack.com Buy some merch to support Tony's planned co-op at instagram.com/ALoftyStandard music: Goatsnake - Easy Greasy

Aug 8, 2020 • 8min
Preborn black lives matter / Lord's of the Land (clip)
Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a premium episode every week This week we cover the "Students For Life" embarrassing chalk protest in front of a Planned Parenthood, as all the forces of Fox News and facebook come to the aid of these extremely repulsive individuals. Also, the Coronavirus pandemic leaves millions of renters in economic straits, the liberals kick the crisis down the road, and the landlord class asks, "Can't we just take the doors off the hinges and force them out that way?" Listen to Heads Will Roll wherever you get podcasts

Aug 5, 2020 • 7min
They wanted to hurt us. They kept saying 'Take off your riot gear' (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we cover the local news police propaganda machine in full effect as they report on the "59 injuries" sustained by police in Seattle, the worst of which is apparently a torn meniscus. Also, your usual confused and bloodthirsty local news comment section We also cover two very interesting threads in a local Coronavirus skeptic facebook group.

Aug 4, 2020 • 1h 12min
SH!TPOST - Corona Skeptics w/ Minion Death Cult
We join Jared Holt of the SH!TPOST podcast and Right Wing Watch to discuss Covid skepticism in the form of professionals like Alex Berenson and the more grassroots efforts of local facebook groups. Subscribe to SH!TPOST at www.shtpost.substack.com/subscribe

Jul 29, 2020 • 6min
He reading the gay bible and it does exist (clip)
Support the show for only $3/month at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a premium episode every week including access to all past premium episodes. This week we cover the right wing response to the murder of BLM protestor Garrett Foster and the way some are adopting liberal talking points in order to justify it Also, Don Lemon says "Admittedly, Jesus Christ was not perfect" on CNN, and front-facing cameras everywhere immediately begin fogging up.