Minion Death Cult

This week we travel back to 2009, a time when you had to write and film an entire music video to mock black Democrats instead of just yelling the word SLAVE at them. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Victim is a rap song about "black victimhood" written by a white Breitbart and Project Veritas employee, performed entirely by black people. Filled with fake aave and whitebread aphorisms alike, this song will make you want to kill yourself. The music video features James O'Keefe as a background dancer in a Halloween Store pimp costume. Support the show for only $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week a www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Clipse - Virginia

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week for Patrons we're visiting Fauquier, Virginia, where the Sheriff's facebook page reported that a deputy had been struck and knocked unconscious by the occupants of a "black SUV," whipping their followers into a frenzy of vigilante fantasies The next day, they issued an update, informing followers that their previous report was incorrect, and the deputy in question had lied. We look at the responses side by side and notice some interesting patterns!

We're releasing the first half of this mega-sized Patreon episode for listeners. To hear the second half, subscribe at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month The US army office of inclusivity releases an email describing "MAGA" and "Columbus Day" as expressions of white supremacy, and the right wing loses their mind, decides to be racist, and kill white women. Enjoy! Music: Racetraitor - Curse

This week we watch Force of Nature, a film about a New York cop (Emile Hirsch) and retired Boston cop (Mel Gibson) tapping into their histories of abuse to take on cartel members in the middle of a category 5 Puerto Rican hurricane. This movie is racist in ways you can't even begin to imagine. Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

Support the show for only $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  This week we cover the reaction to the NFL announcement that they'll play Lift Every Voice and Sing, aka "The Black National Anthem" before Week 1 games. Most conservatives are predictably losing their minds, but a couple grifters realize they may have taken things too far. Also, the state of Rhode Island might change its name to Rhode Island, and this is only the beginning probably

Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Texas realtors change their in-house terminology from "master bedroom" over "connections to slavery." We laugh about how dumb this is, but also, it's civil war time. And, a 2013 photo of the Seattle Jimi Hendrix statue being defaced goes viral, and facebook is forced to reckon with just how low BLM will go.

In the second deep-dive of our spotlight on important conservative women, we focus on Deanna Lorraine, former congressional challenger to Nancy Pelosi, author of the viral "TRUMP DRINKS WATER WITH ONE HAND!" tweet, conservative relationship counselor, and most importantly, podcaster. We cover the episode "How a Guy Approached me & kissed me on a PLANE! Bold Approach strategy to swipe" and learn her tips and tricks for getting kissed by a drunk Army Man on a plane flight to Dubai Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Give Us A Kiss

In the first half of our two-part deep dive on important conservative women, we explore the history of a fictional brand character who first existed as a nesting doll of cartoonish racism, fake wikipedia articles that have cropped up on facebook in the wake of the decision to change the brand logo, and why conservatives are so loath to see it disappear. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Omar Rodriguez Lopez - To Kill A Chi Chi

Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week, including access to all previous episodes at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  This week we spend some time on the crying McMuffin cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including: "CIVIL WAR!!!" "Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin maiden" "I spoke with my local McDonald's manager all about this" Also,  Conservatives react to the recent ruling protecting gay and trans workers from being fired for their identity and or/orientation Music: Uzeda - Deep Blue Sea

Unlocking this episode because it's got some important stuff and it's also funny. - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ (now CHOP), addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes clear why that's such a good idea. - Music: Mclusky - The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch