

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Oct 1, 2020 • 9min
Did they send a social worker to see if the goose needed counseling? (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio version of our youtube livestreams This week we cover the ghastly debate between Biden and Trump, memorable moments from both, and the online response, including resistance sheriffs, Supreme Court Proud Boys, and armchair centrist-whisperers. Also, a Seattle man kills a goose during goose season, and local news wonders if Black Lives Matter is to blame. Watch Alexander read excerpts from "Rodham" tonight (October 1st), 7:30pm PST at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult

Sep 24, 2020 • 6min
If it wasn't for unions there wouldn't be a 40hr work week and also we set the bar on a lot of wages. Trump 2020. (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube live streams. This week we cover an important post in the Biden/Harris 2020 facebook group: What would Hillary say if Biden asked her to be on the supreme court? And, several large unions release a statement of intention to protest and strike on behalf of racial justice, and Fox News viewers remind us why unions are bad.

Sep 22, 2020 • 1h 29min
America is the largest oil and gas producer! That was me, people! (w/ Eli Valley)
This week political cartoonist and artist Eli Valley joins us to discuss the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, the absolute heater of a Barack Obama portrait he unleashed on twitter last week, and the liberal response to both. Also, Ray J Politics' distinct posting style makes its way back onto the show with an invigorating, confusing screed about a possible Trump-approved Covid vaccine Support Eli Valley's work at https://www.patreon.com/elivalley Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube livestreams Music: White Lung - Atlanta

Sep 18, 2020 • 6min
What if joe rogan sparked up and asked them if they would like to hit this (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube live-reads This week we examine a self-described Vegan Monk who has a bit of a bone to pick with the women in his Facebook friend suggestions Also, Joe Rogan offers to moderate a debate between the presidential candidates, and can you imagine if he or they smoked weed during the debate? A Babylon Bee article takes an epic stab at the scenario

Sep 15, 2020 • 1h 35min
You wanna talk about misogynism, well here's your chance! (w/Blocked Party)
This week the Blocked Boys Stefan and John join us to explore the great white north, from their local JK Rowling Billboard, to the greasy Staten Island diaspora of Vancouver, to the smaller curling and racism-based economies of their fair land Also, the Canadian Armed Forces has an idea for recruiting women who may be squeamish about civilian casualties: tighter uniforms, referring to war medals as "bling," and promising that your brothers in arms will not assault you. Listen to Blocked Party wherever you get podcasts http://twitter.com/blockedpartypod Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as audio versions of the weekly live streams at http://YouTube.com/miniondeathcult Music: Warpaint - Elephants

Sep 14, 2020 • 5min
KKKop KKKidney (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and audio versions of our youtube live-reads directly on your podcast app. This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was the kind of "stupid thing" we all do at 17 Also, in one of the more dystopian headlines this year, a woman arrested multiple times for opioid addiction "repays" the arresting officer by donating a kidney to him

Sep 11, 2020 • 9min
MDC Reads: My Antifa Lover - A Riot of the Heart (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week including full-format episodes and live readings directly in your podcast app at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Is it Left-wing romance? Right-wing satire? Discover a far more bewildering truth as we explore My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart

Sep 8, 2020 • 1h 16min
We know who the loser sucker is..........Agent Orange!!!!! w/ Nate Bethea
This week Nate Bethea of the What a Hell of a Way to Die and Trash Future podcasts joins us to discuss the Atlantic bombshell that Trump doesn't respect the troops, whether this will influence republican voters, and how this political tack is bringing out the worst in the Democratic party Also, Trump boats sink, possibly because of terrorism?? Support the show, get a bonus episode every week and audio from our youtube livestreams at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alexander will be doing a live read of My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Wednesday, at 7:30pm PST Music: Despise You - Fear's Song

Sep 6, 2020 • 13min
Drive Angery 3D w/Kino Lefter (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, including access to all previous bonus episodes In deciding to detour from our normal programming and cover a meta-topic of the show, the 2011 Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry 3D, we discover what may be the most Facebook movie of all time, and the spiritual predecessor of the Qanon movement. Milton (Nicolas Cage) has escaped from hell, and he will stop at nothing to deliver justice to the sick satanic pedovore cult who has murdered his daughter and is planning on sacrificing his infant granddaughter to dark lord George Soros. He's coming, and hell's coming with him. Listen to our episode on Unhinged with Kino Lefter at http://patreon.com/kinolefter

Sep 1, 2020 • 1h 20min
Warcrime Ass Pussy
This week we cover Barack Obama following in the footsteps of Democratic tradition by breaking the brief NBA strike in favor of liberal word salad so dense even Chomsky would have difficulty parsing it And, two female soldiers dance to WAP on tiktok, leading conservative commentators to wonder: do women deserve rights? Music: Blood Sweat & Tears - My Days Are Numbered Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week and access to all previous bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult get a cool shirt or sticker from http://johnbrownfunclub.etsy.com