

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Nov 3, 2020 • 1h 14min
The Unbearable Whiteness of Being Irish
This week we connect the Scorsese film Gangs of New York to the modern millennial conservatives who idolize its racist, nationalist antagonist, Bill The Butcher, and chat a little about Trump voters stirring up election mayhem. Music: The Cardigans - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to every previous bonus episode

Nov 2, 2020 • 1h 38min
UNLOCKED: The soup Nazis are for real!!
This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: A cop getting "cancelled" for promoting Trump over their loudspeakers Liberals voting on behalf of RBG (RIP) and an extended discussion about the future of the left, marginalized groups, and the resistance under both Trump and Biden Music: Listen to the new Moxiebeat album at https://cvltnation.com/moxiebeat-pop-sounds-lp-full-stream/ Preorder the album here: https://www.ethospine.com/product/moxiebeat_popsounds_pre-order/

Oct 29, 2020 • 7min
The soup nazis are for real!! (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: cops warning the public that they're voting for Trump (complete with the most Minion Death Cult comments of all time), liberals voting for RBG, and which outcome will result in less death for average people.

Oct 26, 2020 • 1h 37min
Abortion is Theft
This week with Jamie Peck (The Antifada, The Majority Report) we cover the wonderful facebook page “Dank Pro-Life Memes,” and attempt to pierce its woke attempt at anti-choice politics. Also: An Attitude Era wrestler has a second career as a right wing "anarchist" YouTuber... with sexy results. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed with weekly bonus episodes and access to all previous bonus content including audio versions of our YouTube livestreams. Music: Chokehold - Not A Solution

Oct 22, 2020 • 6min
He tilted the Pepe on his screensaver towards me. “Have you heard of the Proud Boys?” (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app every week. This week: we read an article in the American Conservative titled "My Fling With A Proud Boy," an astonishing, bewildering essay from a liberal writer about her series of dates with a mixed-race, vegan, buddhist Proud Boy. Also, a new police recruit gets flipped off and cussed at by New Hampshire residents, but not for the reason you think (being a cop)

Oct 19, 2020 • 1h 38min
Five Finger Death Cult w/Bryan Quinby
This week Bryan from Street Fight Radio helps us cover the Facebook boomer fever dream that is Five Finger Death Punch's new video for "Living The Dream." Filled with beloved standards like Tide Pods, Communistic Mask Guidelines, and Antifa as the literal dogs of the elite, Living the Dream is another butt rock / metalcore masterpiece from the Troopsiest band in the world. Support Street Fight Radio and hear their Shocktober and 100 Million Tons of Steel miniseries at https://www.patreon.com/streetfightradio Support Minion Death Cult and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Oct 15, 2020 • 7min
Takin' Back CALI (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private feed in your podcast app with a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our Youtube livestreams. This week for Patrons we cover “Miguelifornia,” a versatile (white??) right wing musician creating everything from catchy anti-feces viral music videos to bewildering, melancholy, and patriotic tough-guy hardcore. Also, facebook reacts to SpaceX's surprise (lol) partnership with the US Military to deliver a 70-ton payload of awesomesauce anywhere on Earth in 60 minutes. Damn, just like Iron Man!

Oct 12, 2020 • 1h 36min
Mostly peaceful news 9 hit man
This week we cover the bizarre story of a Pinkerton security guard hired by a Denver news team shooting and killing a far-right protestor after being hit and maced. The right wing reaction is an amazing mix of antifa-related conspiracy theory and a complete disavowal of Stand Your Ground mindset. Also, a razor-blade-lined Trump sign slices the hand of a municipal worker tasked with moving it, and Trump supporters howl with laughter where everyone can see them Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a private podcast feed with weekly bonus episodes and audio versions of our live streams. Music: Metz - A Boat To Drown In

Oct 5, 2020 • 1h 28min
The Gang Gets Coronavirus
This week Trump gets coronavirus, conservatives try to cope, and liberal pundits chide us for laughing. Also, a former twitter CEO says companies need to do woke capitalism or get put up against the wall, further-right capitalists react, and it's all bad Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a premium feed of weekly bonus episodes, all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our livestreams. Music: Built to Spill - C.R.E.B.

Oct 3, 2020 • 6min
MDC Reads "Rodham" (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a private feed of weekly bonus episodes, access to all previous bonus episodes, and audio versions of our youtube livestreams. This week I read the alternative history "Rodham" -- a faux autobiography from the perspective of a Hillary Rodham who never married Bill Clinton A fawning depiction of the former first lady, Rodham contains depictions of graphic sex between Hillary and Bill, and, more confusingly, a stark evaluation of Bill's allegations of sexual assault, which is what leads our heroine to cut ties with the sexy, saxophone-wielding serial philanderer in this alternative timeline. A first date crossing a picket line? Check. A look at Bill Clinton's disastrous presidential run without Hillary by his side? Check. An alternative timeline where Hillary beats Carol Moseley Braun, who would become the first female African American senator, in a primary? Check. Subscribe at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult for updates when we go live