Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Dec 16, 2020 • 7min
someone has to die now (clip)
Support the show for only $3/mo at http://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to a premium episode every week. What's this? Tony is here in person? And my cats like him more? This week we talk about raw beef sandwiches, the MAGA bloodlust in response to the Supreme Court dismissing Texas' election lawsuit, Cyberpunk 2077, and a National Health Service ad where Santa gets coronavirus.
Dec 11, 2020 • 8min
We're going on a 500-mile roundtrip to steal a f---in monolith. That's how much we love Jesus Christ. (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week This week Tony talks about his small business tyrant boss replacing him while he was on Covid quarantine without telling him, I explain why I'm right about David Sedaris and a group of trendy youths tear down a monolith to prove their loyalty to Based Jesus
Dec 7, 2020 • 1h 34min
Santa is most likely not coming this year and Elfy is dead
This week we cover the bold new idea of "Citizen Dismissal," the customer-service equivalent to a citizen's arrest put forward by humorist David Sedaris. Also: the stark reality of the North Pole under covid restrictions Listen to the Buttfest 2000 miniseries at http://patreon.com/streetfightradio Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Kal Marks - Nu Legs
Dec 4, 2020 • 6min
Devil in her eyes! Some say she is a witch. (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Alex gives updates on his Jeff Dunham driver helper, We cover the guy who's suing True the Vote to recoup the $2.5M he donated to prove voter fraud Also Joe Biden is lying about his broken foot, probably for some nefarious reason And listen to Buttfest 2000, The new Street Fight miniseries all about Butt Rock, co-hosted by Alex at http://www.patreon.com/streetfightradio
Nov 30, 2020 • 1h 20min
In the US all rights are god given, in Canada all rights are government granted
This week, Abdul Malik (@SocialistRaptor) helps us explore the Canadian response to coronavirus lockdown--in this case a wealthy "Texas style" BBQ restauranteur and his fans literally fighting the cops to preserve his rights to keep dine-in service Also: a breakdown of Canada's conception of "the working class," Daily Wire Christmas ornaments, and doing ironic identity politics to own the libs Music: Cursed - Friends in the Music Business Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week Follow The Off Court Podcast on twitter, launching January 3rd
Nov 26, 2020 • 6min
I will not forsake my family or my God and I will give thanks (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week starts with a montage of dudes rocking, giving way to an all-out assault on Thanksgiving.
Nov 24, 2020 • 1h 25min
I would never allow my nephew to wear a dress!
This week we talk about the newest in an interminable line of Obama autobiographies, this one documenting the bad black people who voted for Trump and how "the long moral arc of history" is squared with his failures as president. Also, Harry Styles wears a dress and the right wing signals the end of humanity Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week Music: Crumb - Bones
Nov 19, 2020 • 9min
Steer Team Six (Yellowstone) w/Chris Cabin (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. This week Chris Cabin from We Hate Movies joins us to discuss Paramount Network's original prestige drama Yellowstone, starring Kevin Costner as a wealthy rancher/business owner/politician/cop that we are somehow supposed to be rooting for. Filled with epic facebook bon mots and casual racism, Yellowstone dares to answer the question: what if a millionaire cowboy cop was also a troop?
Nov 12, 2020 • 9min
Covid Hymn Tribute (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: A deluge of boomers find their way onto Tony's response to Terrence K Williams A police chief posts too hard on Parler about [redacting] democrats and gets to retire and a Covid denier owns the libs so hard that God calls him home
Nov 9, 2020 • 1h 33min
It's time to ride north an get rid of a Gean Pool
This week we cover the results of the presidential election from every angle: Liberals doing race science to discredit Cuban voters The tragic demise of classic MDC subjects like Terrence K Williams, Candace Owens, and Adam Calhoun and, a new level of derangement from the MAGA facebook commentator Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: mewithoutYou - A Glass Can Only Spill What It Contains
