

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Apr 3, 2021 • 6min
Lil Nas just threatened to rape my dad. Sounds about what I'd expect. (clip)
Hey, it's the Lil Nas X "Montero" episode. This was a pretty big freakout, folks. The Gateway pundit slanders Lil Nas X in print, it's commenters threaten to rape and murder him, and a Jeff Dunham acolyte might've found an even more twisted puppet to look up to. Also, NYC ends qualified immunity for police officers, and supporters of the police complain about how they wont be able to shoot people in the back anymore (really) Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, instant access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off our new tote bag, which can be purchased at http://miniondeathcult.com

Mar 29, 2021 • 1h 45min
Chuck Norris was aborted once, you should see the other guy w/ Low Culture Boil
This week Rax King and Courtney Rawlings of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to discuss on op-ed on abortion written by the most epic world net daily contributor: Chuck Norris. Listen to Low Culture Boil wherever you get podcasts or at https://lowcultureboil.libsyn.com/2020

Mar 27, 2021 • 6min
Godd_amn liberal f_cks. Probably driving around in Hyundais (clip)
This week a Southwest airline pilot gets caught on a hot mic doing ironic anti-white racism, and we try to get him fired. Also, two listeners air their grievances with the show in the itunes review section. Plus: a six year-old boy is arrested and sent to court for "damage to real property" for picking a flower, and commenters ask, "were his parents gay?" Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Mar 23, 2021 • 1h 31min
While the comments I made would seem to indicate that I am racist, I am not, I have never considered myself to be racist w/ Sean KB
This week fellow union worker Sean KB (twitter.com/as_a_worker) from The Antifada podcast joins us to talk about Paid Democratic Tweeter, Brooklyn Dad Defiant, and a Marco Rubio op-ed embracing union organizing to own "woke" corporate America Also, a high school girls' basketball announcer is in hot water for calling them the N word on a hot mic, and Fox News commenters ask: Why? PREORDER THE TOTE BAG at http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show, get a bonus episode every week, and 25% off the new tote bag at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Mar 17, 2021 • 1h 25min
(UNLOCKED) There is nothing more traditional, and therefore more repugnant to a Liberal than the concept of a monarchy and all of the ‘broken’ traditions that come with it
Due to some technical difficulties we were not able to get you that fresh content you crave so we unlocked this classic Patreon episode for you. This week we have a follow-up to a previous story because the disgusting, unpresidential Biden dogs bit someone at the white house (no surprises there!) Also, American conservatives try to navigate criticizing a woman of color who herself is criticizing the British Monarchy. Complicated!

Mar 11, 2021 • 6min
There is nothing more traditional, and therefore more repugnant to a Liberal than the concept of a monarchy (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to bonus weekly episodes directly in your podcast app. This week, we have an important follow-up with the Bidens' disgusting, unpresidential dog, The untold story of Geezy finally makes the show, and Candace Owens writes an insane piece in the Daily Mail supporting the royal monarchy in order to criticize a black American woman

Mar 10, 2021 • 1h 36min
So I guess I was a white man with a lot of privilege but I managed to overcome it.... w/Brett Payne
This week we cover enough senate democrats refusing to raise the minimum wage and the former director of the CIA dabbling in identity politics The positive: democratic voters are not buying excuses from their senators for not voting for the minimum wage increase The negative: "white privilege" discourse does not seem to be working Listen to Street Fight wherever you get podcasts or at http://streetfightradio.com Support Minion Death Cult and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Mar 8, 2021 • 8min
Buttfest 2000 - The 2010's w/Tony Boswell (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode delivered to your podcast app every week as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode and the entire Buttfest 2000 miniseries. In the 2010's, Tony joins Alexander and Bryan Quinby to explore what Butt Rock is doing in the wake of "the Nickelback joke," how metalcore has influenced a new generation of bands who want to signal their masculinity while expressing sensitivity, and we reach the inevitable conclusion of butt rock: Theory of a Deadman

Mar 5, 2021 • 2min
Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male cousins as well...(clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to all previous bonus episodes in your podcast app of choice. This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives (female victims of harassment) are canceling Italians (Andrew Cuomo). We're documenting it.

Mar 4, 2021 • 8min
Buttfest 2000 - The 2000's w/Brett Payne (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to Buttfest 2000, a six-episode, decade-by-decade miniseries exploring the history of butt rock and its relationship to American culture and politics You'll also get a bonus episode of Minion Death Cult every week and instant access to hours of bonus content.