

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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May 10, 2021 • 1h 21min
What's with this "birthing person crap? I love you mom happy MOTHER'S Day!
This week, the right wing pretends to be offended by gender essentialism but can't hold the game together long enough not to do extreme racism and sexism and Van Morrison releases a new "Record Project" asking western men to stop being losers and take back "their rewards" Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and hundreds of hours of previous bonus content.

May 7, 2021 • 4min
Come to Fort Wayne sissy and i'll make you a pie (clip)
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and instant access to all previous bonus episodes This week: Defending Guy Fieri from the left The Bill and Melinda Gates divorce thrills and chills the MAGA crowd Our Gender is Trooper #CopWifeKaren

May 4, 2021 • 1h 20min
No More Mr. Nice Guy Fieri
This week we cover the story of a Guy Fieri restaurant paying its black employees less, ignoring management's use of the n word, and the employees who decided to fight back Also: a private school in Florida lays off teachers who've been vaccinated, because, while the Covid spread is fake, the efforts to mitigate the spread are real and actually spreading and causing irregular menstruation Sign the petition to get Pittsburgh restaurant workers raises and back pay: https://www.coworker.org/petitions/guy-fieri-put-an-end-to-discrimination-at-live-casino-westmoreland-county Support the show, get a bonus episode every week, and a very cool pack of stickers at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Croy and the Boys - Do They Owe Us A Living? (Crass)

Apr 30, 2021 • 8min
If I have to give up beef I will replace it with democrat meat (clip)
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or on the web. This week: The possibility of DC statehood reveals the right wing's love of the elite and natural hatred of populism as an Epoch Times op-ed argues against mobs of citizens exerting influence on the nation's capitol. Also: An extremely fake story about Biden banning meat goes extremely viral, as freedom fighters across the country vow to continue to do the thing they were already going to do (eat meat) whether Biden likes it or not.

Apr 27, 2021 • 1h 25min
Here is the reality of a true hardcore show... there will be a handful of mentally unstable people in possession of firearms
This week an old friend stops by to share his experience working for a cringe right-wing valor-stealing clothing company also, an intersection of facebook boomerposting and tough guy hardcore finally, a man who has spent tens of thousands of dollars at disney world says hes thinking about not continuing to spend tens of thousands of dollars at disney world if they don't put the rape back in Pirates of the Caribbean. Support the show for $3.11 at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week directly in your browser or podcast app Music: Integrity - Abraxas Annihilation

Apr 23, 2021 • 5min
I was named an honorary black by blacks in college. This is where I leave you. w/Bryan Quinby (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode sent to your podcast app every week, as well as instant access to all previous bonus content. This week Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio helps us assess the reactions to the Derek Chauvin verdict, and boy, are there some doozies. Also: A Buttfest 2000 follow-up with Aaron Lewis as he releases his most dumb-assed song yet.

Apr 19, 2021 • 1h 24min
Religious organizations in the USSA have to be communist compliant to keep their 501c3 tax exempt status.
This week we visit a fun little Trump facebook post from 2013 before diving into the conservative reaction to the constant stream of police abuses, as well as their response to Pat Robertson waving a gun around on TV and joining the call for police accountability (in a way). Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Buy the tote before it's taken down the night of 5/19 at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Uzeda - This Heat

Apr 13, 2021 • 1h 25min
Fffffffffff
This week we cover the multiple high profile instances of police brutality, and how military veterans are reacting to one of their own being brutalized. Also: Biden says "no amendment is absolute" and the right freaks out and also list the amendments they don’t like. Support the show at Http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week as well as 25% off your ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING MORONIC INSANE EVIL GARBAGE tote bag at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Sepultura - Territory

Apr 8, 2021 • 4min
You can choose your biological sex at 5 but can not have consensual sex at 17? (clip)
Happy Easter! This week we see what OUR President is up to, dive into the conservative boycott of MLB (and the nature of right wing boycotts in general), and process the Matt Gaetz allegations through the lens of his most deranged supporters. Get instant access to this and every bonus episode right in your podcast player at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/mo

Apr 6, 2021 • 1h 14min
UNLOCKED: I often say Amazon is the Bernie Sanders of employers (interview with Amazon driver Haley Brown)
We had a last-second opportunity to interview a very recent former Amazon driver, Haley Marie Brown about her experience driving for the company, how it flies in the face of Amazon's "progressive" public image, and how Alexander's union delivery job compares and contrasts. We did a lot of commiserating on this one, and the discrepancy between Amazon's statements and Haley's experience was too ridiculous not to expound at length. Instead of trimming this segment down, I decided to leave it intact as its own episode. Hope everyone enjoys. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult