

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Jun 14, 2021 • 1h 36min
IF elected President, not only will I be the first Hispanic President, everyone on death row is executed within a day
This week we cover the story of a police officer flipping a pregnant woman's car with a PIT maneuver because she wanted to find a safe place to pull off the road and We worship in the church of Ruben Israel, a fundamentalist street preacher with a confident, no-nonsense approach to politics Music: Young Livers - Non Monumental Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content

Jun 11, 2021 • 9min
I commented awhile back that I'd make his song my ringtone if he talked about vets in a song. Guess I'm changing my ringtone (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a full-length bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes like this one, directly in your podcast app. This week we cover the newest and lowest-effort Tom MacDonald track to date, "Snowflakes" Also, The View discusses Kamala's Trump-like comments to potential immigrants and Democratic viewers find a way to wokely do xenophobia.

Jun 7, 2021 • 1h 37min
Time to start bombing facebook and the likes out of existence!
This week: Trump gets his facebook ban shortened from "forever" to "two years" and the right wing is not too happy! also, Mark Cuban bans the national anthem at Mavericks basketball games, so Texas bans him... from disrespecting the country? support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Jun 3, 2021 • 4min
Ben Shapiro wants children to masturbate in public (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Hey it's an episode about fake antifa property damage Also, Ben Shapiro gets so freaked about childhood sex-ed he says some really interesting things

May 31, 2021 • 1h 14min
Tweet from "Commie Harris" Not one word about Troops Veterans Fallen Heroes Or what Memorial Day
This week we cover Kamala Harris's revolting, offensive, and wholly horrific memorial day tweet, Also, Trump teases a 2024 presidential comeback by signing something for a fan, but the right wing pushes back: isn't he already president? Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes right in your podcast app. Music: Pennywise - Bro Hymen Tribute

May 28, 2021 • 5min
Splitting is a behavior of girls, usually taught by their mothers (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous episodes. This week a Candy Shop owner posts a helpful want ad to facebook describing all the types of employees he hates (women) and we learn "why God made the small business owner." Also, Mark McCloskey (gated community gun guy) runs for senate in perhaps the most Trumpian bid for office in the last two years.

May 24, 2021 • 5min
Minion Book Cult - "Irresistible Revolution" or "The Book That Got Me Fired From Space Force" w/Left Flank Vets (clip)
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this episode, all previous bonus episodes, and a new bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app. It's a king-sized episode this week as we dive into "Irresistible Revolution," or, "The Book That Got Me Fired From Space Force" with the boys from Left Flank Vets. A self-published work whose main citations are the constitution and Ben Shapiro, author Lt. Col. Mathew Lohmeier sketches out a tenuous connection between diversity training, satanic poetry, chaos energy, and the illuminati to show how Marx's politics of victimhood is unmaking the freedom-loving institution of the US military.

May 18, 2021 • 1h 21min
The Legendary Black Redneck
This week we explore the Israel-Palestine "conflict" through the lens of a "Progressive Zionist" Facebook group Also, we discover a young man who dares propose: what if a southern guy was black and gave your cousin permission to make jokes about picking cotton? Music: RMR - Rascal Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as immediate access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content

May 14, 2021 • 7min
What happens when my pension is offensive to poor people? (clip)
This week: Facebook Teamsters revolt at the idea of changing the "Brotherhood" in International Brotherhood of Teamsters and a Dunkin Donuts employee fulfills the American Dream of killing a rude customer Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode delivered to your podcast app every week, as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content

May 10, 2021 • 1h 21min
What's with this "birthing person crap? I love you mom happy MOTHER'S Day!
This week, the right wing pretends to be offended by gender essentialism but can't hold the game together long enough not to do extreme racism and sexism and Van Morrison releases a new "Record Project" asking western men to stop being losers and take back "their rewards" Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and hundreds of hours of previous bonus content.