Minion Death Cult

Last Responders Heartbreaker (preview) Maria Guido comes on to talk about one of thew more chaotic episodes of 9-1-1 we are laking romance, heartbreak, the importance of chewing your food, and murder. For the full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week, professional armed car wash operator Kurt Schlichter takes on Tony and gets the MDC treatment. Also, a customer takes on Alex and gets the "get a load of this guy" treatment. Plus, right wing tears over banished Charlottesville monuments and 30 easy tricks to defeating The Great Reset. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to Last Responders, Tony's new Patreon-only podcast on the amazing 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star TV series. Music: Unwound - You Bite My Tongue

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to this and hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we cover the new issue of BE READY! Firearms News, the cover of which which uses a recreation of the murder of Anthony Huber at the hands of Kyle Rittenhouse to advertise the Mossberg Shockwave shotgun Also in this issue, an undercover dispatch from inside the black bloc, and the ways antisocial conservative weirdos can utilize the leftist organizing tactic of "making friends"

We take a week off from the world ending to answer the most pressing listener questions, such as "who are you" and "are there better podcasts I can listen to?" Music: Protomartyr - A Private Understanding Support the show for $3/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week we celebrate Independence Day by singing the national anthem in the parking lot of a Giant RV and salute the boy scout troops tasked with protecting American Flags from critical race rioters. Also, and after-school program coordinator goes off the deep end after being given racial sensitivity teaching materials, and lets his internet-poisoned, red-pilled, KEK flag fly. LISTEN TO "LAST RESPONDERS," TONY'S BRAND-NEW PATREON-ONLY PODCAST ABOUT THE WACKY WORLD OF WOKE COPS AS HE COVERS EPISODES OF 9-1-1 AND 9-1-1: LONE STAR EVERY OTHER WEEK http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Drug Church - Head-Off

Last Responders is a brand new, Patreon-only podcast from Tony Boswell covering the television show 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star in all their glory. (Listen to the "Muggle Death Cult" episode of Minion Death Cult for an example of the pure, uncut liberal cringe in store) Subscribe to the Minion's Law Enforcement tier ($5/month) at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get instant access to the first full episode as well as weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult. And yes the audio gets better.

Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode, right in your podcast app. This week, Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage?? Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit, And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him.

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode very week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content directly in your podcast app. This week, UPS goes genderless, and the Portland Crowd Control team resigns when one of their own is charged with assault.

This week we cover Juneteenth, and how even a symbolic overture to Black America is unacceptable to the country's right wing. It's a cornucopia of conservative grievance as the boogeymen of critical race theory, satanic panic, and protestant work ethic unite to bemoan a newly recognized federal holiday. Music: Ritchie Havens - Freedom Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes right in your podcast app.

This week we cover New Order (2020) with Carter Moon of the Vaguebooking Podcast, a film that asks: what if inequality fosters a race of mindless, dark-skinned zombies who wreak havoc on polite society? Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, delivered straight to your podcast app.