Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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Aug 16, 2021 • 5min

Last Reponders "Buck, Actually" (preview)

This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Cimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot... 
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Aug 16, 2021 • 1h 35min

The Minion Wage

This week: the more-radical-than-trade-unionism movie They Live the fallout of our landlords episode a sandwich shop advertises job openings by calling minimum wage workers scum and TP USA tries to out-woke the minimum wage by arguing it prevents employers from hiring black people music: Dillinger 4 - Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug  
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Aug 13, 2021 • 4min

Without landlords millions would be homeless

Support the show for as little as $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access in your browser or podcast app. This week the algorithm suggests Bill Cosby Rape shirts, and a christian acquaintance gets offended by an Avenged Sevenfold joke The main event: Alexander makes 1300 landlords spitting mad on facebook, and we dive into their shockingly convincing pro-landlord arguments Finally, pro-Trump post bombing jumps formats to the Amazon product review section. Are these comments helpful? 74 people think so
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Aug 9, 2021 • 1h 31min

Stand Your Biblical Ground

This week we follow up with Tony's nemesis Kurt Schlichter, who is doing "sarcastic" calls for fascism on twitter Also, a Seattle couple will not be charged for hitting and killing a homeless person with their car after driving into an encampment with the supposed purpose of retrieving a stolen bluetooth speaker Finally, Facebook takes Ariana Grande's blasphemy head-on Music: Bloodslide - Trap Door Support the show for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new "what if copaganda was gay" podcast: Last Responders
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Aug 5, 2021 • 2min

I'm The Vax Man (clip)

Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes This week: a collection of bumper stickers to end all bumper stickers Andrew Cuomo confirms our scoop from 2 months ago: he was too Italian not to do sexual harassment A conservative talk radio host writes and records an anti-vaccine Beatles parody 20 days before he's hospitalized with Covid and the new pro-Trump social media app Gettr getts inundated with ISIS propaganda, celebrity impersonators, but NOT the word penis
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Aug 2, 2021 • 4min

Last Responders Sink or Swim & Searchers (preview)

Last Responders (preview) Luisa Diez of "Why You Mad" joins us to talk about the 2 part Tsunami epic that is "Sink or Swim" and "Searchers"
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Aug 2, 2021 • 1h 13min

Sentimental Rental Property

This week we start off discussing cool hip hop puns for restaurant menus that kids would love We also get some negative feedback about our child labor sticker mailing program and ask for help from the Mike Rowe facebook group On the eve of a national eviction crisis, a landlord reaches out to twitter for sympathy over having to sell one of her rental properties (which has been in the family for over a generation!) And finally Michigan cops ask for help patrolling from local clergy members. Drop the Twisted Sister album, heathens! Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as access to the Patreon-only Last Responders podcast
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Jul 29, 2021 • 4min

CALL YOUR CUSTOMER OR TEXT THEM. STOP BEING COWARDS! (clip)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes of MDC as well as Tony's new podcast LAST RESPONDERS This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time
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Jul 26, 2021 • 1h 32min

Let's hope the Palestinians don't want to hide bombs in your ice cream stores

This week it's a couple of Classic Cult news stories as conservatives, including one feisty Sheriff, lose their entire minds when the Cleveland baseball team gets less racist also, Ben & Jerry's says it won't sell their tasty frozen treats to Israeli settlers, so the heads of state accuse them of terrorism Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and you'll get a bonus episode every week, instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and Tony's new 9-1-1 podcast, Last Responders Music: Entombed - Demon
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Jul 23, 2021 • 4min

There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown) (Clip)

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset in the ratings and reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!) Also, a Tom MacDonald fan asks his compatriots for the best lyrics to use in his upcoming custody hearing And finally, we check out the fever-pitched right wing country novelty songs of Buddy Brown, with titles like "Welfare Worker," "Looters," and "Driving Through The Ghetto."

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